tkworld Chapter 6 006
Chapter 6 006
But this strange sound was not heard by a few people. Yang Jun and Zhao Lun felt a little impatient, and pushed each other to wash their hands first. He Ming was left behind and snorted dissatisfied.
Mi Xiaoxiao didn't bother to talk to him.
The music software was called up on the mobile phone, and following the clear and clear child's voice of "National primary and secondary schools, the ninth set of radio gymnastics starts now", they began to follow the rhythm, moving their arms and legs to practice.
He Ming heard the sound, his mouth twitched, and he almost fell into the mud.
Mi Xiaoxiao can not only do radio gymnastics, but also swing a whip, play a fan, and do Tai Chi.
Anyway, he has no money to go to the gym, and he is afraid that if he does not exercise, he will damage his body. When he is free, he often goes to the square dance with his uncle and aunt.
After Rong was promoted to lead the dance, he felt ashamed, so he had to do exercises at home silently.
Thin arms and legs danced wildly in Spring and Autumn, and the ethereal voice sounded again, "Hehehe, hahaha, this little cook is so cute, I don't even want to leave."
With a "snap", the back of the living soul who was speaking was thumped.
A leader of Lu Yin soldiers scolded him in a bad voice, "Laugh at you ghost, if you have any unfulfilled wishes, hurry up and tell me, don't make Lan Zuo envoy wait in a hurry."
That pouted his lips in pain, his enthusiasm for watching the fun immediately disappeared, and he muttered: "He is a ghost..."
Lan Fu stood at the side, and comforted him with a warm and jade-like voice: "Don't worry, I can do it before the child, but my wish will be fulfilled."
"Then I want to make a fuss too..." Sheng Hun felt aggrieved.
The Yin soldier stared at him, and said angrily: "Eat again? You are all starving ghosts, everyone wants to eat!"
The reason why Yin soldiers are angry is not unreasonable.
In the past, when Yuan Ming still used the method of burial, they didn't need to come out to deliver the soul. Once they returned to the west, they naturally knew that they would line up to go to the earth temple to go through the process.
The identity of the land was verified and a great seal was stamped on it. Only then was Master Wuchang leading the underground world in a mighty way.
But since the introduction of the new system in the underworld, Master Wuchang has been busy with trivial matters all day long, so he asked them to take over the seductive business temporarily.
It can't be said that they are acting on behalf of them temporarily, but they invited Shengjun Bai Ze of Kunlun Mountain to take charge of this matter. King Yan Luo built a management office for the sage, which can also be called "temporary storage of living souls".
It was inevitable that the newly deceased would be blubbering and frivolous, so Lan Fu told him in a dream the night before his dying night, and comforted him in advance.
But the living soul only needs to wait in the funeral parlor, and Lan Fu and Yin Bing will come to pick them up, until Black and White Wuchang is free, and then lead them to Huangquan Road collectively.
But the bad thing is that before Shengjun officially took over, he disappeared.
Lan Fu was very anxious, Kunlun Mountains, the heavens and even the whole underworld, sent everyone who could be sent out, and must find the Holy King.
But work can't be put on hold, today, Lan Fu is here to pick up the soul of the newly dead.
Perhaps it was because of the psychological preparation in advance, those living souls didn't have any last wishes, thinking that they would no longer be able to enjoy delicious food after going to the underworld, so, 80.00% of the requests were for food.
They eat as soon as they eat, and each of them sucks on the food endlessly, sucking away the essence of the food, leaving only the tasteless food.
This made it look like a supernatural event, and by the way scared the two cooks away...
Seeing the living soul floating towards the cafeteria, Yin Bing slapped his forehead and forgot to remind him to take two less breaths, but when he saw Lan Fu standing silently, his nose became sore.
"The holy king... I don't know when I will find it." Yin Bing sighed.
Lan Fu looked sideways, his gentle face was full of sadness, "I will find it myself." In fact, he knew in his heart that if there was no vision in Kunlun Mountain, it meant that the Holy King was still in the world.
But he couldn't receive any distress signal, and he couldn't sense the other party's breath. He estimated that it might be due to the temporary lack of spiritual power.
Yin Bing nodded lightly, a bit gossiping, and said cautiously, "Lanzuo envoy, why did the Holy Monarch claim his spiritual power?"
Lan Fu pursed her lips lightly, and reminded in a low voice, "This is not something that you, me, me, and I can interfere with."
Yin Soldier: "??" Is he stuck?
"Lan Zuoshi, are you... all right?"
Lan Fu was so annoyed that he faked a cough and said, "I am me, I am fine!"
The Yin soldiers seem to have discovered a shocking secret.
Unexpectedly, this kind-hearted and weak scholar Zuo Shi actually stuttered?But it doesn't seem right.
Just lowering his head to think about it, he saw the other party cast a soft look, with a knife frost hanging like a needle hidden in the cotton.
Yin Bing hurriedly lowered his head, even though he was very curious, he still didn't dare to ask about his shortcomings, he only said that no one is perfect.
When Yan Luodian saw Huaci and Lan Fu that day, everyone still made comparisons in secret.
Hua Ci is indifferent, and I heard that the method of punishing evil spirits is also superb. The cultivation of the seven-petal lotus Dharma Body has reached the peak, and the soul can be shattered into soul dregs directly if it touches your hands.
Compared with Lan Fu, they are much better friends, and because they are both subordinates, it is easier to get along with each other.
Mi Xiaoxiao didn't know that there were two ghosts standing beside him, and they were dancing vigorously with their waists and legs swaying. Just as they were about to end the performance with a split-horse, there was a quarrel in the cafeteria.
Can you still eat anxious eyes?There is really no one left.
He turned off the music and was about to go in and have a look.
And the Yin soldier also took the opportunity to look for the living soul, lest Lan Fu might be worried about him and kill him after careful consideration.
One person and one ghost left, and the only one left, Lan Fu, suddenly felt bored, so he took a step forward, wanting to have a melon with him.
As soon as Mi Xiaoxiao entered the door, he saw Yang Jun and Zhao Lun sitting on a chair, with more than half of the powder left in the bowl, while He Ming was kicking on the stool leg, his face was flushed, and at first glance he seemed to be Cannibalism.
Mi Xiaoxiao knew that it must be He Ming who found fault and made a fuss, which made Yang Jun and the others unable to eat anymore.
He Ming glanced at Mi Xiaoxiao who entered the door, completely ignored him, tapped the empty bowl in front of him with his chopsticks and said, "Brother Yang, Brother Zhao, you are a bit of a bully, at least leave me a mouthful, I don't have a job today Do less!"
Yang Jun, Zhao Lun and He Ming are also old partners. The three old bachelors get together and stay in the funeral parlor, saving even rent money.
Although the day shift and the night shift follow, I can rest after work. Except that the sleeping point is not fixed, I am not very tired.
The level of the cook on the day shift is an ordinary big pot of rice, and the two before the night shift are similar.
But today is different.
The food made by Mi Xiaoxiao not only smells more delicious, but also tastes better, making people reluctant to put down their chopsticks.
He Mingshun and they went in one step, and the two of them had already eaten.
The smell wafted into He Ming's nose, and his appetite was greatly stimulated, making him a little hungry.
Regardless of the meal being made by the "Calamity Star", he happily went to the back kitchen with the bowls and chopsticks. When he lifted the lid, there was only an empty pot left, and there was no powder or balls at all.
Even the dregs on the bottom of the basin were swept away.
When Mi Xiaoxiao approached, the forthright Zhao Lun stood up and defended, "Brother He, my two brothers are not the kind of people who have no sense of proportion. They obviously left a lot for you, why do you say you didn't?"
He Ming touched his grumbling stomach, and replied with a dark face, "You two can say what you want, I can't beat you two to one, but this matter must not be forgotten, I will go to Director Cai tomorrow Reason it out!"
In fact, the reason why He Ming was so angry was not only that he had no food, he was disgusted with Mi Xiaoxiao, and he also saw that Cai Han and the two people in front of him seemed to have a good impression of Mi Xiaoxiao.
As the saying goes, if you disagree, you can't be friends.
He had already entered in a fit of anger, and when he heard the two highly praised Mi Xiaoxiao's cooking skills, he became even more indignant.
Seeing that the food was gone again, I felt even more furious and couldn't bear it anymore.
Before Mi Xiaoxiao could speak, He Ming pointed the cannon at him again and fired: "And you, are you deliberately not wanting to be my share of the meal? What's your name? Public revenge!"
"Treat yourself if you are sick, don't catch and bite anyone here." Mi Xiaoxiao was not used to him.
He Ming slapped the table angrily, even the bowls and chopsticks on the table were upside down, "Dare to talk to the old employees like that, I think you don't want to pass the probation period!"
Mi Xiaoxiao said in her heart, you have such a big face, you consider yourself the curator.
In addition to the four people in the cafeteria, there were three ghosts standing beside them. The Yin soldier was holding the living soul's ear and pinching it twice, "I let you fulfill your wish, you are not here to cause trouble!"
He cried out in pain, and looked at Lan Fu crying, "Help me, Lan Zuo Shi, that powder is really delicious, I couldn't help but ate it up..."
Lan Fu smiled and said: "I have a lot of appetite." After speaking, he realized that something was wrong.
Even if a living soul eats the powder and balls, it can only be sucked, the essence is gone, but the food is still there, because the soul has no body and cannot touch the food.
How could it be possible to sit down and swear like a living person.
But... Lan Fu glanced at the state of the living soul, and it seemed that there was still some minced beef hanging from the corner of his mouth, so he approached in surprise, "You really ate it?"
"Yeah... eat, eat." The living soul is a person who has just died, and he doesn't know how to suck it, so he stupidly babbled back to the previous sentence, and he still didn't forget the taste after being held by the ear.
Lan Fu was even more surprised, and glanced at Yin Bing.
Taking advantage of the quarrel between He Ming and Yang Jun, Yin Bing quickly took a ball from Yang Jun's bowl, stuffed it into his mouth, and swallowed it with a mutter.
While being surprised, he also showed a satisfied face, and uncontrollably swears, "Wow, it's so fucking delicious!"
Lan Fu was stunned, and almost went to fish for one by himself.
"Hey, why is there a ball missing in your bowl!" Zhao Lun noticed the problem sharply.
He Ming snorted, "Don't set off smoke bombs here, you are lying to ghosts, you, curator Cai, I'm done, you can do it yourself!"
After finishing speaking, he slammed his chair and left angrily, and went straight back to the room.
Seeing that they were getting close to Zi, Lan Fu and the others were inconvenient to stay any longer. Even if they had doubts, they would only discuss them in the future, and returned to the management office with their souls.
Mi Xiaoxiao sat down with her head supported, stared at the two of them, and said suspiciously: "Uncle Yang, Uncle Zhao, it's just a casual question, did you two really leave food for Uncle He?"
"I kept it." Yang Jun replied honestly.
After returning to him, I didn't know what to think, touched the cold side of the bowl, rubbed it a few times and looked at Zhao Lun, "Old Zhao, did you really, really see that one of the meatballs was missing out of thin air?"
Zhao Lun nodded with a deflated belly, "Really..."
There seemed to be a chill, the three of them looked at each other for a moment, and they all shuddered.
Mi Xiaoxiao couldn't stay any longer, she always felt that staying with these two people would be better than going to her lamb to feel safe.
The moment he got up, he suddenly felt a little dizzy, Mi Xiaoxiao pressed down on the table, trying to cover up his abnormality, muttering in his heart, could it be that he was exercising too much?