tkworld Chapter 1 Chapter 1
Chapter 1 Chapter 1
Forum Name: Pink Crystal Soft Girls Alliance
Plate: Happy 818
Theme post: 818, that crazy loving couple in our group who are madly insane!
Landlord ID: Meow Xiaotuan
Topic post:
The landlord needs to complain.
The landlord needs to complain.
The host is about to be driven crazy by those two psychopaths showing affection!
1L:
If the landlord has something sad to say, everyone is happy.
2L:
Show affection and directly fork it out and burn it to death!carry out an assignment!
3L (reply from the landlord):
Let me introduce myself first, the host is a dead house, male, and female, appearance has nothing to do with the content of this building, so I will give it a score of 95.
The host usually likes to play games, and the one he plays the most is a large ancient style online game, please don’t guess which game it is, the host just wants to complain quietly.
The owner of this game has been playing this game for several years, starting from the public beta. He is a veteran player who focuses on pve. Every time a new copy is released, our group can get top five.
7L:
The face value is 95 points...sharp, calm and witty...the voice is very masculine...Hi everyone, I am the face of the landlord, and he doesn't want me anymore.
10L:
The experience value of the host is so high, and the registration time was 5 years ago, which means that you have been in the "Pink Crystal Soft Girls Alliance" forum all year round?In this way, he still has the nerve to say that he "genders men like women"?And which straight man would name himself "Meow Xiaotuan"!It's terrible, okay?
16L (reply from the landlord):
Don't be fooled, I borrowed this forum account.
Let’s continue, about half a year ago, the leader T in our fixed group played a game with his binding therapy double A. These two people have achieved positive results in online dating, and they are about to marry now.After they got A, our regiment has two vacant slots. The treatment is good. The key is that the main T is too difficult to find. There are few people who play T, and because our regiment wants to hit the top five, so we have to operate the main T's technical equipment. There are very high requirements for awareness of online time and so on, so I haven't found a suitable one after searching for a while.
At first, I gave up and planned to train the sub-T, but at that time, our previous main T suddenly introduced a friend of his to me. His friend is also a main T-player, and also has a binding treatment. I brought this The two played a book together.The operation of the two of them is really nothing to say, and the new master T also has the top-level orange weapon that was just launched at that time. At that time, there were not many orange weapons in the whole server, so I let them join the fixed group. up.
From then on, the landlord's nightmare began.
By the way, for the convenience of calling, in the following post, the new master T is called S, and his binding treatment is called B.
21L:
Hahaha S and B, how much hatred?
28L:
Landlord, the phrase "borrowed number" has been used badly, okay?
33L (reply from the landlord):
Let me explain first, S and B are a gay couple. According to my keen beast-like intuition, I think S means attack and B means suffer.
The reasons are as follows - first of all, the martial arts played by S are very powerful and majestic, the weapon is a big knife, and when speaking on YY, the voice is more masculine, with a northern accent and a subwoofer. The school B plays is similar to that of the Immortal Doctor, with long hair fluttering, and the special effects of moves are all kinds of petals flying, and the setting is special. Basically, the male accounts of this school are all girls who pretend to be men, or are gay, and When B speaks on YY, it is also a standard small receiving tone, the kind that a lot of girls say cute when he opens his mouth.
Hehe, it's cute. [Smile]
The host is very open about homosexuality, and didn't think there was anything wrong with the two of them, but then I found out that I was wrong...
36L:
You are yourself, of course you can see it. [doge]
Louzhonglou No. 1: Seconded!
Lou Zhonglou No. 2: Seconded +1!
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42L (reply from the landlord):
Don't make trouble upstairs! ! !
The first time the host found out that something was wrong with these two people was a week after they joined the group.That day our group had two dungeons to play, one with 25 people and one with 15 people.Originally, I planned to play 25 people, and I informed the team members to gather at the entrance of the instance, but suddenly a few people said they couldn’t come, so I said in YY that I would change to 15 people, and let everyone collectively fly over. As a result, something went wrong.
The positions of these two dungeons on the big map in the game are one in the lower left corner and the other in the upper right corner, which are the two points with the farthest straight line distance on the whole map.
It stands to reason that this is not a problem at all, because if the player Yujian, it will take ten seconds.
In order to make it easier for people who don’t play games to understand, I will briefly say that the Yujian system of this game is like this. First, you click on “Yujian”, after clicking, the big map will pop up automatically, and then you will see the Q of your game character. The version appeared on the big map stepping on a flying sword.Then you just click on the small map you want to go on the big map, and this Q version game character will step on the sword and fly over, no matter where you go, it will only take a few seconds.
So soon, my team members and I gathered at the door of the 15-person copy.
But S and B didn't come for a long time. I opened the big map and found that these two people were still on the map of the 25-player dungeon.
I naively thought that the two of them didn't hear it, so I yelled again on YY: "S, B, we have changed to XX, you hurry up and fly over."
At this time, S's voice sounded, sounding very reliable: "I know, I'm rushing there."
The naive landlord is relieved.
However, 3 minutes later, I opened the big map again, only to find that these two people had moved to the small map next to the 25-player dungeon map, and it looked like they were riding around the map...
When I was confused, S's voice sounded again: "Leader, I'm sorry, our side may be slower, or you can let everyone have dinner first, and then we can call again after eating?"
Me: "Why? Hurry up and fly over here."
At this time, B's clear and cold receiver sounded: "I can't fly, I'm afraid of heights."
For a moment, the whole YY was quiet.
Three seconds later, the team channel and YY were filled with "hahahahahaha", while I was messed up in front of the computer.
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In the game, Yu Jian, you are afraid of being so tall! ! !
50L:
As soon as you say Yujian, I immediately know which game it is...
61L:
Is this B brain sick? Hahaha!Do you think keyboard games are holographic games hahahaha!
65L:
Great, my brother.
74L (reply from the landlord):
But the naive landlord still didn't give up, thinking that B was joking, so I urged again: "Stop making trouble, come here quickly."
B simply stopped talking.
S explained embarrassingly: "I'm sorry everyone, he is really afraid of heights, and he is very serious. I will take him to ride a horse to run the map, and he will definitely be able to run there in four to 10 minutes. You guys go to dinner first."
I instantly understood that these two people were for real.
I persisted for a while, trying to convince them how impossible it is to be afraid of heights in the game. B emphasized again that he was really afraid of heights. He vomited as soon as he got on the flying sword, and then stopped talking. And S kept explaining and apologizing kindly throughout the whole process, and vetoed the proposal to let me help them board the flight, with a gentle tone but not giving an inch.
My team members and I were helpless.
It is impossible to temporarily change T, because the 15 people are new, and it is still very difficult to fight. As the saying goes, one DPS is pitted, and T is pitted, so in the face of hypocritical forces, I shamefully succumbed Yes, I asked the team members to have an early dinner and gather in an hour.
The members of the troupe were very upset, because B was so fucking capable, and no one had ever seen anything like this.
An hour later, S and B arrived at the gate of the copy smoothly.
We didn't say anything else, and went directly to the book. Although these two people were hypocritical, their skills were indeed excellent. We passed the dungeon in one go, and got the achievement of no serious injuries for all members. The mood of the team members was much better.That night, the god S sent a letter to everyone in the fixed group, and each letter contained 10 yuan of spirit stones, ten top-level refining stones, and a hundred elixir , Said it was an apology for wasting everyone's time today.
We can't earn so much by playing dungeons for a week, okay!
So the group members bowed their heads to the local tyrants one after another.
There was even a slut who was open to money and turned his cannon to point at me in an instant, saying that it was basically to blame the head of the group for changing the dungeon temporarily.
Some people also said that they must notify S and B an hour in advance of what book to print next time.
Once S was happy, he traded an additional [-] spirit stones to these sluts, and accepted these younger brothers.
My heart is so cool.
88L:
Hahaha the building is mainly on fire, I feel sorry for the owner, and light the wax for the owner, B is really a wonderful thing.
102L:
I know which game it is, sorry for the host, if S gives me [-] spirit stones, I will also go to him.
114L:
I have a question, didn't this happen a week after the two of them joined the regiment?Didn't the landlord discover their virtue before?
129L (reply from the landlord):
Going back to 114L, I didn’t realize it before, we have a fixed group, what time and what book to play every day are put in the YY group announcement, every time I played a few times before, S and B were waiting in front of the dungeon early, I still think They are very punctual!Who would have thought that they would ride horses wherever they went! ! !
But this incident is actually nothing, the two of them have many wonderful deeds, I just want to let everyone have a general understanding of a small matter, I will get a data cable, and I will come back later to continue.
PS: The host feels much better now, and feels refreshed after complaining.