tkworld Chapter 271 The Painful Process
Chapter 271 The Painful Process
Chapter 271 The Painful Process
Some words, Sui Guan really didn't know how to say it to the fat man.
Because what he said was a bit shocking.
Can his headquarters directly tell Fatty that he has been practicing for ten years in a certain magical place, and in this process, Fatty only spent ten days?
If you say this, ghosts believe it!
And if you want to discuss this topic, you must bring the fairyland with you.
At this juncture, the Third Immortal Territory is eyeing the mortal world covetously, and it doesn't know what huge conspiracy is lingering in it, Sui Guan naturally can't discuss this topic with Fatty, so as not to implicate the other party at that time.
"Actually, there is a push. I didn't want to pretend to be with you, but now that you ask me that, I can only reluctantly tell you!"
Fatty originally thought Sui Guan was going to reveal some shocking secrets, but in the end he just waited for the old brother to boast.
"Yes, in fact, I am that talented and talented cultivator. You mortals are naturally not at the same level as my cultivation speed, so brother, you should work hard."
Sui Guan looked like he was the only one who could give up on me, and the one he said was impassioned.
In fact, in essence, he is just a person with extremely poor talent and qualifications. According to what Brother Danyang said, he has never seen such a person with low talent in his life, so he can be regarded as a talent .
"Brother, I will hold your thigh tightly from now on. When you succeed in cultivation in the future, let's go and harm female cultivators in the cultivation world. It's like, tsk tsk tsk..."
I've also figured out what's going on recently. Whenever Fatty has free time, he always thinks to women, "It's still early for spring, why is this guy starting to feel springy now?"
After thinking about this, Sui Guan said seriously: "Ahem, beautiful female cultivator, you must have it, but now, you should first cultivate yourself, otherwise people will look down on you."
Fatty didn't care, and laughed confidently: "Haha, don't worry, Fatty, I will definitely become a prostitute in the cultivation world. No one should even try to snatch this glorious title from me."
Not to mention, this kid's positioning for himself is actually quite accurate.
It's just that because of this wrong number, this bastard will probably suffer in the future. After all, sisters in the cultivation world, it's not so easy to provoke.
No, Qiuying is an obvious example. She is a lady who is not good looking, but she is lucky. She wields knives and guns when she is not happy. If it weren't for the ancient paintings in the Sui Museum, she probably wouldn't have known about it. How many swords have been pierced by the opponent.
Thinking of this, Sui Guan couldn't help but feel a chill down his spine, and began to imagine the tragic fate of the fat man in the future.
"Brother, I'm fine now anyway, why don't you give me some advice first." The fat man took out the cheat book in his pocket with a look of disapproval.
Right now Sui Guan is beside him, it is really a good time for him to practice, the flower girl in the cultivation world is waiting for him to be liberated, this cultivation effort cannot be delayed for a moment.
Sui Guan saw that this kid was so motivated, and thought that this guy was enlightened, so he nodded, intending to teach him well.
In fact, if a novice is just practicing, it is best to have a veteran supervise him. After all, the three of Panda Eyes can practice so quickly and successfully, it is thanks to Wen Qin's contribution.
With the guidance of a famous teacher like him, even Kuchiki will shine again with meticulous craftsmanship.
In fact, Sui Guan originally planned to let Fatty go to Wenqin to practice, but after thinking about it, he felt that he had to guide himself to get started.
After all, old man Wenqin has been making a lot of troubles recently because of the Romance of the Three Kingdoms. If he was in a bad mood that day, the fat man would suffer a lot.
The three panda-eyed people don't know enough about this. Ever since their master watched Romance of the Three Kingdoms, they have suffered a lot.
It was really because of this order, Sui Guan had no choice but to bite the bullet himself in order to make the fat man less talkative.
"Brother, this qi sinks to the dantian, isn't it..."
Before Sui Guan finished speaking, the fat man beside him, whose face was already flushed, let out a fart, which made Sui Guan almost faint.
Seeing this, the fat man smiled awkwardly: "Hey, I'm sorry, I had peanut stewed pig's feet in the morning. It was that evil old man Ma who said he just opened a restaurant in front of him and there was a big opening bonus!"
Sui Guan glared at the fat man viciously, stretched out his hand and waved the air in front of him, and only after the stench in the air dissipated, he said:
"I let you sink into the dantian, not to let you fart, if your kid is emitting chemical waste gas to me, I will tie your intestines in a knot, don't believe me, I can really do this step .”
The fat man was so frightened that he quickly nodded his fat head and big ears like a chicken pecking at rice.
Just like that, he once again began to panic and let his breath sink in his dantian. This time, the fat man was very cautious. He slowly controlled the air in his chest to slowly sink towards his abdomen, while holding himself tightly. The chrysanthemum is guaranteed to make no mistakes.
Seeing the boy's suffocated look, Sui Guan didn't bother to talk nonsense with the boy, he directly raised his hand and pressed his palm on the fat man's back, and slowly channeled a ray of spiritual energy into the opponent's dantian.
All of a sudden, the fat man only felt his abdomen warm up, and then the warmth slowly spread in his abdomen, making him very comfortable, even his stomach that was slightly distended due to eating too much at noon , also became better at this time.
So, he couldn't help but said in surprise: "Hey, that's strange, why is my belly so warm?"
Hearing this, Sui Guan sneered: "Don't be too happy, you boy, the good show will come later."
As soon as the words fell, the fat man, who was enjoying himself, suddenly changed his expression, and began to feel pain, and screamed at the same time:
"Ouch, ouch, my stomach."
"Okay, stop barking, lest people think you are expecting to give birth, hold on, you will be a good man if you get through it."
The method that Sui Guan is using to guide the fat man to get started is exactly the same as what Wenqin taught the three Panda Eyes, that is to transfer the spiritual energy in his body to the other party's dantian, so as to open up the other party's dantian.
This is a very extreme method. Under normal circumstances, no one will try it easily, because it is accompanied by a certain amount of sacrifice. If it does not go well, you will be seriously injured.
But in special times, it is natural to deal with it in a special way.
In order to prevent the fat man from blowing his farts endlessly, Sui Guan could only remove the lower side.
What's more, even if there is any risk in the future, he still has the Recovery Pill in his hand, which guarantees that the fat man will be cured immediately after taking it.
The fat man screamed miserably for another half an hour before it stopped for a while.
After hurting for such a long time, the fat man lay on the floor exhausted, saying feebly: "Damn, Fatty, I finally experienced the pain of a woman giving birth. This feeling is really unbearable." .”
Sui Guan smiled and said: "It's good to know, from now on, I advise you to avoid harassing girls."
After listening, the fat man was full of disdain: "Cut, what's the matter, anyway, it's not my pain."
As soon as he finished speaking, Fatty's abdomen suddenly felt another cramping pain, and the pain was more severe than the one just now, as if something was going hard into his stomach, that feeling He is beyond words.
Seeing this, Sui Guan smiled coldly: "Look at you, you must have been punished."
"What time is this? You still have the heart to talk sarcasticly beside me. If we don't practice this cultivation, I really can't stand it anymore. Ah... It hurts Fat Master to death!"
Next, the fat man rolled on the ground in pain. If it weren't for the pain and lack of strength, he really wished to hit his head against the wall, just wishing that he could pass out.
"Persevere, after this round, you will be one step closer to being a cultivator."
Sui Guan sat on the grand teacher's chair, sipping the tea calmly, turning a blind eye to the fat man's pain.
(End of this chapter)