tkworld Chapter 233 Don't Talk Too Full
Chapter 233 Don't Talk Too Full
Chapter 233 Don't Talk Too Much
The expected landing location of the airdrop box was not too far from Yanxi's team, and Yanxi took Hua Mo and his friends to tiptoe towards the box.
"Honey, are we going to pick up boxes?" Hua Mo asked.
"Now whoever picks it up is stupid. In a word, it is a life-saving flower." He replied.
"Then why did we go there?" She still didn't understand.
"We are not stupid, but there are other idiots in Baoqi, we can use them to practice guns!"
After Yanxi finished speaking, Hua Mo suddenly realized: "You are too bad."
Xiao Ming coughed twice, ran from the back of the team to the front, and said: "In the game, this stage is basically to collect equipment, and I don't know what the equipment the staff said just now is. Our area is a bit biased, I feel It's a bit of a disadvantage."
Jingjing usually does not exercise too much, she is shaky and panting when she runs, and she can't keep up with the rhythm of the team. She pinched her waist with one hand and waved her teammates weakly with the other: "I said... I said...you, wait for me , slow... slow down, okay?"
Brother Yang raised his hand towards her gentlemanly: "Sister Jing, bring your schoolbag."
Quietly slapped his forehead: "Yes...it's this bag, it's too...too heavy, here it is."
Brother Yang took the bag and threw it at Xiao Ming: "Hey! Xiao Ming, why don't you know how to lighten the burden on your wife? Do you think you still play games on your phone?"
Xiao Ming grinned, laughing happily, and even forgot to say.
A sound of rustling footsteps came from the front, Yan Xi's ears were pierced, so he could hear it clearly.
He stopped immediately, raised his hand, and commanded: "Stop, there are people ahead."
As soon as they heard someone, the little friends squatted down on the spot vigilantly, while Jing Jing covered her mouth and panted heavily.
Brother Yang taught him a lesson: "Sister Jing, look, Xiao Ming usually says to take you to exercise, but you don't go, if this is really a war, wouldn't you change the box early in the morning?"
Quietly gave him a blank look, and counterattacked: "What's wrong with me being fat, did I eat your food? Cut!"
Yanxi hissed, and everyone fell silent, half squatting and leaning towards him.
I saw a figure trotting all the way towards the airdrop box.
The man was a little over 1.7 meters tall. He was a boy. He looked 27 or [-] years old. He was wearing a black down jacket.
He held up the selfie stick, dancing and spitting lotus flowers at the phone on the selfie stick: "Ladies and folks, welcome to Awei's live broadcast room!
Pay attention so you don’t get lost, I’m Ah Wei, the most hypnotic of you all.
The world is full of wonders, but today someone actually set up a real person to eat chicken.
As one of the top five chicken-eating anchors in China, this kind of historical moment is definitely going to come around.
teammate?Do I still need teammates?Has this netizen never watched my channel?
It is recommended to review all my videos on station b. Ah Wei has always been in solo queue, and has always been in solo queue.
Yes, it's that confident, it's that crazy.
Thanks for the old iron rocket!
Of course, there is no skydive, no island, and no network delay in this chicken eating game. If you don’t have any real skills, hum, you won’t survive 10 minutes at all.
It's started now, of course it's started!
Did you guys see it?There is actually a material box in front of me, which was air-dropped just now.
It was actually airdropped to such a remote place, no one else must have noticed.
Come on, double-click 666, I will show you how to open the blind box for the veterans, and the rocket yacht will go! "
It turned out that it was an anchor named Ah Wei who came to the competition alone. I wonder if he borrowed courage from Liang Jingru, right?
With his back to them, Ah Wei squatted in front of the box, and carefully took a picture around the box with his phone camera.
The box was about half a meter square, with a few loops of rope wrapped around it and a complicated knot, which seemed to be stronger than the packing strength of the SF courier.
If you don't have a knife, it may not be so easy to open.
"Old Yan, are you going to tease him?" Xiao Ming is already preparing to activate the aiming function of the applet.
"No hurry," Yanxi led everyone to move forward a few steps quietly, and said in a low voice, "Wait for him to open the box first, in case it's a trap or something, just let him test the poison."
"Ah? There are still traps?" Hua Mo opened her mouth wide, feeling incredible.
Ah Wei still didn't know it, and was happily untying the rope on the box.
"Old irons, I'm worried, this knot is a bit complicated, and the rope is so strong, I can't figure it out.
who?Who said to bite with your teeth?
Bite, bite your sister.
Come, come, give me a bite, if you can bite it open, I will call you Dad.
How funny, when I was a husky.
What?Who said that if the anchor takes out the magic needle in his crotch and pricks it, it can be broken?
How many times have I said, the host is called Dinghaishenzhen!
Do you want to grasp the key points?
Maybe the sea is fine, let alone a needle, let me tell you if you are old and mighty.
What?Drops of water piercing through stone, sawing wood broken with rope?
Brother, you got it wrong, now I don't want to break the wood, but the rope!
Do you have any other ideas?
Nice, if you don’t have one, just look at mine, if I can’t get it out today, I’ll perform handstand diarrhea in the next live broadcast!
Do what you say, come, love you guys, let's go with the little gift! "
Hey, Xiaozui is pretty good at it, there is no progress at all, but the gift has been cheated twice.
"Old saying, Ye Chang Meng has many dreams, let's get rid of him." Brother Yang rubbed his fists, eager to take the head that was delivered to the gun.
"Husband, we can take the box back to the ruined square just now. There are scrapped equipment there, maybe we can break the rope." Hua Mo made a great suggestion.
Yanxi nodded, raised his hand, and said, "Hit!"
Several people took out their mobile phones in unison and aimed at the QR code on Awei's back.
At a distance of more than 20 meters, the pattern of the QR code is only the size of a palm, but it looks like a mung bean in the mobile phone, and it cannot be recognized at all.
Moreover, when the "shoot" button is pressed, there is actually a two-second delay. Is it deliberately imitating the flight time of the ballistic?
Let the bullets fly for a while, right?
"Can you make it?" Yanxi asked in a low voice.
The friends shook their heads, it seemed like nothing was going on.
Ah Wei, who had escaped, didn't know that the danger was approaching step by step, so he picked up the box and ran for eight or nine meters in the direction of Yanxi and the others, and then continued to squat down with his back to them.
"Who tied this? What a fucking talent!" Ah Wei complained, putting his phone aside, sweating profusely as he dealt with the rope in front of him.
Now Ah Wei's deviation from the five people is only eleven or two meters, it may be an opportunity.
"Hit!" Yanxi ordered again in a low voice.
"Okay, I can hit here!" The quiet Huawei mobile phone showed a powerful optical zoom capability.
"I can do it too." Xiaoming's mobile phone and Jingjing's are couple models, and the two of them shot at Awei with ten thousand arrows.
The face photo, ID and remaining blood of the target are displayed on the mobile phone interface.
Ah Wei's cell phone vibrated and fell to the ground with a snap.
He stopped what he was doing, squatted and walked to the phone, picked it up, and swears: "Damn it, why are you out of the game? Is the box poisonous? It's a big mess!"
Remember what the confident anchor said just now?If you don't have real skills, you can't survive 10 minutes?Perform handstand diarrhea if you can't open this box?
Yan Xi really wanted to rush up and add to his live broadcast room, the famous scene of handstand and diarrhea is rare in life.
Ah Wei forced a smile on his face, and left the stage voluntarily holding a selfie stick, cursing and swearing all the way, very happy.
After he walked away, Brother Yang ran over and carried the box back to his team: "It's really heavy, I bet there must be some serious stuff in it!"
Hua Mo scratched the solid rope on the box with her nails, shook her head and said, "This rope is most suitable for hanging, it's old and strong."
She shook her chin and asked, "Do you want to take it there?"
Yan Xi smiled and snapped his fingers at Brother Yang.
Brother Yang patted his chest and boasted: "Today, you can thank me, the smoker!"
After finishing speaking, he took out the lighter, zila zila, and burned the rope.
"Now you are all at the back." Yanxi was about to open the box with a solemn expression.
He is just a dog, even if there is a mechanism, it will never take effect on him, but the play must be well acted, so that the friends will not be suspicious.
"Daughter-in-law, if I sacrifice, you all must persevere and win the championship!" He said as if death was at home.
The four friends retreated two meters away, crouched behind the tree with their heads in their arms, and nodded to him.
Yanxi took a deep breath, and lifted the lid with both hands.
Boom!opened.
There were no explosions, no toxic fumes, and no alarms of any kind.
He looked down, his face beaming with joy.
Seeing his happy expression, the friends immediately surrounded him, took a look, and burst out laughing.
"Old saying, is this what we call being invincible at the beginning, lying flat and pushing all the way!" Xiao Ming's eyes shone with the light of victory.
(End of this chapter)