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Chapter 1211 The Same Group of People Who Lost Face

As soon as I entered, I saw that Miss Yuan was dressed up in a gorgeous Lolita dress. She was jumping and skipping around the living room like a porcelain doll, surrounded by piles of snacks that looked like small mountains.

Want Want Milk, AD Calcium Milk, Xizhilang Jelly, all kinds of cookies, French fries, and potato chips.

Beside her, two male dancers were performing, namely Chuanmei and Wang Chu.

However, they were both wearing unconventional wigs, one with red hair and the other with yellow hair, and the upbeat dance music "Phoenix Dance in the Nine Heavens," full of vintage vibes, was playing in the living room.

The class monitor covered his face with his hands, unable to bear watching, while He Xiaoyue filmed with her phone and laughed wildly while slapping her thigh.

Upon seeing this scene, Lin Mo felt a wave of dizziness; anyone who didn't know better would have thought they had traveled back to the last century.

Seeing him come in, Miss Yuan stopped playing music and said, "Oh ho~ Mozi, you're back quite early today. Did you know it's a holiday for me today?"

She took two steps forward and reached out her little hand to him.

Lin Mo: ? ? ?

"What do you mean?"

Miss Yuan: "A Children's Day gift? Don't tell me you didn't prepare one!"

Lin Mo: "For you?"

Miss Yuan: "Nonsense, it's still you, not me!"

Lin Mo:

He took a deep breath and slapped Miss Yuan's little hand from behind: "What kind of gift is this? Sister Yuan, you have no shame."

We all call you Sister Yuan now, and we've never even celebrated Children's Day, but you've already!

This is absolutely outrageous! Miss Yuan has been out of school for so many years, yet she's still celebrating Children's Day here. They stopped celebrating Children's Day when they were in junior high!

Miss Yuan retorted defiantly, "What's wrong with you? You're acting so arrogant even though you didn't prepare a gift. You may be younger than me, but you look older. Look at this polo shirt you're wearing. Old Deng wore it. Are you even a young person anymore?"

Look at me, Sister Yuan, I look like a little kid. If I don't celebrate Children's Day, who will?

It has to be said that with Miss Yuan's mentality, she would believe it if you told her she could live to 120. As long as she doesn't do anything reckless, she's utterly heartless.

In her world, every day is filled with happiness. Even if she occasionally encounters something unpleasant, she might be crying her eyes out one second, but the next she might be thinking about what to eat. She takes revenge on the spot and never wastes her energy on herself.

Not wanting to pay attention to this abstract person, Lin Mo took a deep breath and looked at the other two backup dancers, saying, "Hey guys, what's going on with you two, the Renaissance?"

"Hey, I'm doing a commercial performance today. It's my first time doing one, so I'm a little excited, hehe," the Sichuan girl said with a smile, wearing a red wig in a punk style.

Lin Mo: →_→

"A commercial performance? You're doing a commercial performance? Wait a minute, you're not going to go dressed like this, are you? And are you two going to a commercial performance together? Is it a buy-one-get-one-free deal now?"

He wasn't surprised that Chuanmei was doing commercial gigs, after all, she's a top influencer with millions of followers, a leading blogger on the platform, and has more fans than many celebrities. It's normal for her to take on commercial performances or endorsements. But Wang Chu is just an ordinary person. Why does it feel like these two went out to do commercial performances together?

"Absolutely! How could I forget my buddy when there's such a good thing? It's just that you have class today, otherwise I would have taken you too!" the Sichuan girl said generously.

Upon hearing this, Lin Mo quickly raised his hand: "Stop, I'm not going, I can't afford to lose face like that."

"What? I've already prepared an outfit for you, bro," the Sichuan girl said, tossing over a matching non-mainstream wig, except his was green.

Lin Mo:

Damn, thank goodness he had class today and didn't go, otherwise it wouldn't just be embarrassing.

"Get out of my way, I don't want it!" he said, throwing the wig back as if it were burning his hand. He then continued, "By the way, what kind of commercial performance is it? Tell me, how much do you pay to make you swallow your pride and do something like this?"

He was genuinely curious now, after all, this was too shocking.

Hearing this, He Xiaoyue couldn't help but laugh and said, "Isn't today Children's Day? At Sister Yuan's invitation, we went to the Forest Kindergarten to celebrate Children's Day with her little niece Qianqian."

These days, not only do children have to perform for Children's Day, but parents have to perform too!

"Of course! As you know, my cousin is busy with work, and my sister-in-law doesn't have any special talents. So, I had no choice but to step up!"

"I originally wanted the three of you to go on stage and do a traffic light show, but you had class, and neither of them chose Green Hair, so it was a bit disappointing," Miss Yuan said with some regret.

Lin Mo:

Good heavens, that explains why there were commercial performances. Turns out it was an insider's invitation. After all, only Miss Yuan could make a Sichuan girl swallow her pride and embarrass herself like this, and she even dragged Director Wang along.

"Wait a minute, even though I'm not here, there's still Xiaoyue and the class monitor, right? Let one of them go up!" Lin Mo said.

Miss Yuan shook her head: "No way, that's too embarrassing, men are shameless!"

Wang Chu:

Sichuan girl:.

They're shy, but we're shameless and not afraid of losing face, right?

Hearing this, Lin Mo couldn't help but sigh: "Little Qianqian is really pitiful, to have been stuck with you guys. I just don't understand, how did you three manage to embarrass your parents when you were young, and then embarrass your children when you're grown up? It turns out that the same group of people are the ones who embarrass you."

Besides, your dance moves aren't even up to standard, and you don't even have lime in your pockets!

Hearing this, Miss Yuan's eyes lit up: "Oh? So you're very experienced? No problem, Qianqian is still young, we'll go together next year!"

Lin Mo waved his hands repeatedly upon hearing this: "No, no, no, I have no experience. Why don't you go ask Sister Ruyan? She's been through the non-mainstream era!"

To be honest, people of their age have almost no impression of the non-mainstream culture and can only do so through online videos. But Emperor Ruyan really experienced that era!

At that moment, Liu Ruyan, who was in her office in the city, suddenly sneezed.

"Achoo! I'm getting a cold? No way!" Liu Ruyan asked, somewhat puzzled.

Little did she know that she was being relentlessly criticized by her boyfriend.

"Liu Ruyan? Forget about her. She won't agree to perform unless you two have a child," Miss Yuan said helplessly.

Although she also wanted to see Liu Ruyan make a fool of herself, it was obvious to anyone with a brain that it was impossible.

"You guys are really bored. It's one thing to embarrass a child on Children's Day, but to buy so many snacks is another. Do you think you're kids?" Lin Mo complained, looking at the pile of snacks.

Upon hearing this, Director Wang raised his hand and said, "I didn't buy it, I took it from the kindergarten!"

Lin Mo was speechless. He couldn't believe he had any hope for these people. They were such bastards, even fighting with kids for food. No wonder the class monitor and the other two didn't go on stage.

"Why not take it if it's free? The school provides snacks, how much can those kids eat?"

"Besides, who said Qianqian was embarrassing? She was very happy. It's just that my sister-in-law's face was a little red. After it was over, she ran off with Qianqian in her arms without even saying thank you to us!" Miss Yuan complained.

Lin Mo:

And you're even thanking me? It's a miracle your sister-in-law didn't die on the spot. If you knew, you should have brought your husband over no matter what. This is incredibly embarrassing.

The kids don't think it's shameful, after all, they're still young and don't understand what "non-mainstream" means, but how could Miss Yuan's sister-in-law not know? She's someone who truly came from the non-mainstream era.

Although Lin Mo wasn't there, he could imagine that Miss Yuan's sister-in-law would be momentarily dazed when she saw these two living fathers on stage, as if she had returned to her youth.

"Alright, you guys get ready. Don't go to that kindergarten anymore. We might be on their blacklist now," Lin Mo advised.

Last year, those guys went to act as thugs and ruined a kindergarten's drill. This year, they made a fool of themselves at the kindergarten's Children's Day event. It's a high-end kindergarten in Jiangning, and they've dragged it down.

If we let those few in, we might not be able to recruit any students next year.

"No way! We're already on the internet cafe blacklist, how could we be on the kindergarten blacklist too!" Miss Yuan protested.

Lin Mo: "What do you think? With our record, there aren't many like us in the entire Jiangning City!"

Indeed, he has seen people get blacklisted by buffet owners for eating too much, and he has also seen people get blacklisted by the platform, the restaurant, and the delivery driver for constantly canceling takeout orders and trying to get free takeout. But it is extremely rare for someone to be blacklisted by both an internet cafe and a kindergarten.

"Then we're pretty good, hehe!" Miss Yuan said with a proud smile upon hearing this.

The group rolled their eyes in unison. What was so great about such a record?

"By the way, did you come to the studio today because there were no students outside?" Lin Mo asked, looking out the window.

In response, the Sichuan girl nodded: "Maybe we've almost finished eating all the garlic sprouts. Of course, it's Children's Day today, so we have to get paid and naturally came over!"

At this point, apart from Miss Yuan, the others all wore satisfied smiles.

It's obvious that everyone's income this month is quite good, especially after Li Shiya's fans exceeded ten million, her advertising rates increased significantly, and Chuanmei can be said to have made a fortune.

Because of the garlic sprout incident a while ago, several of them started live streaming and selling goods at street stalls. They received a lot of tips during the live streams, plus a share from Wangcai. Not to mention Chuanmei, the class monitor and the others' income this month can be said to have reached a new high, with each of them earning tens of thousands of yuan.

He Xiaoyue smiled so hard her teeth were showing. The class monitor and Director Wang were also overjoyed. Their combined salaries this month amounted to nearly 100,000 yuan, which was simply outrageous!

Only Miss Yuan remained calm; this small amount of money wasn't enough to make her ecstatic, and she was far happier than going to kindergarten today.

Not only did she celebrate Children's Day, but she also brought back a bunch of snacks. There was plenty to eat and drink, and she was especially the center of attention today, dressed up for the occasion. All the children praised her for being beautiful.

(End of this chapter)