tkworld Chapter 564 The panic that boys have said (more)
Chapter 564 The panic that boys have said (more)
In a police van heading to the arsenal.
Xiao Yu took out her phone and opened WeChat.
WeChat dialog.
Xiao Yu: According to the research, most boys have fantasized about being pushed down by the person they love, then forcefully kissed, and then kept struggling, and finally struggled to no avail... Sister, when I get home, do you want to try?
Mu Qingwu: Oh.
Xiao Yu: If you want to do this, then I will be angry.
Mu Qingwu: Yes?
Xiao Yu: Just treat me like this, if you don’t treat me better, I’ll be someone else’s little baby, hum!
Mu Qingwu: Really, did you forget something?
Xiao Yu: Forgot?
Mu Qingwu: I now have two mothers.
Xiao Yu: Then?
Mu Qingwu: My two mothers were the provincial Sanda champion and runner-up in the past. Brother, do you think it's a coincidence?
Xiao Yu: ...
Mu Qingwu: Be good, go solve the case and go home early... By the way, eat on time.
Xiao Yu: Don’t care about me, I’ll pick up some garbage to eat when I’m hungry... (crying emoji)
Mu Qingwu: Pick up clean ones, don't spoil your stomach.
Xiao Yu: ...Should I write two books, one called "Family Brothers" and the other "Men Can Kneel"?
Mu Qingwu: Show me when you finish writing, and I will send you flowers and tips.
Xiao Yu: I'm angry and don't want to talk.
Mu Qingwu: Well, sister is wrong...
Xiao Yu: No, you have forgotten who is the big and small king in our family.
Mu Qingwu: How can I not be angry?
Xiao Yu: Take a walk on the Female Virtue Classic?
Mu Qingwu: Husband is the sky, husband is the earth, husband is treasure, husband is the best in the world, I can't live without my husband...
Xiao Yu: Hehe.
Mu Qingwu: Don't be naughty, go to work.
Xiao Yu: Yes.
Mu Qingwu: I miss you, and Mu Mu also misses her father.
Xiao Yu: I miss you too...
...
A gentle smile appeared on Xiao Yu's face.
Let the face that was originally like the scorching sun look warmer.
Not only can it make any woman lose her eyes, but it also makes the two elder brothers roll their eyes.
"I said, isn't the love period between you and your sister a bit long?"
Wang Dong envied, "The child is six or seven months old, and still affectionate?"
Zhao Long smiled and said nothing, the coldness on his face hardened into softness, thinking about his wife and children.
"You are typical jealous."
Xiao Yu put down the phone (abef), "No matter how long my sister and I are together, we will always be in love."
"Are you poisonous?"
Wang Dong curled his lips, "I am a mature and stable young man, would I be jealous of you? I don't even know how much your sister-in-law loves me. We are also passionately in love."
"Quickly stop blowing."
Xiao Yu disdainfully said, "That's because my sister-in-law doesn't want to take advantage of you, or she will let you know what cruelty is every minute."
"Depend on."
Wang Dong refused, "I don't believe it, with my IQ, how could it be possible for your sister-in-law to take advantage of me?"
"Let me ask you a few questions that girls often ask."
Xiao Yu smirked, "See if you can answer it?"
"Who is afraid of whom?"
Wang Dong stalked his neck, seven were dissatisfied and eight were annoyed.
"Please listen to the question."
Xiao Yu laughed: "If your ex-girlfriend drinks too much and then calls you and asks you to pick her up, will you go?"
"Ah this..."
Wang Dong blinked, "I can't go!"
"Ha ha!"
Xiao Yu laughed, "Then why did you answer the phone call from your ex-girlfriend? Do you still have your ex-girlfriend in your heart?"
"..." Wang Dong was dumbfounded.
"Aren't you still a charming man?"
Xiao Yu smiled contemptuously, "I'll give you another chance, if your ex-girlfriend drinks too much, I'll call you..."
"It's impossible for me to answer her call." Wang Dong said hastily.
"Yo, will you rush to answer?"
Xiao Yu laughed happily, "Then...why do you keep your ex-girlfriend's phone number? Haven't you let go of your ex-girlfriend yet?"
Fuck... Wang Dong almost died on the spot, cold sweat broke out on his forehead.
Damn, if my daughter-in-law asks these questions.
If you don't answer well, will you be beaten to death?
"young."
Xiao Yu pouted, "I'll give you another chance, if your ex-girlfriend..."
"I don't have her contact information."
Wang Dong, who was sweating, said quickly: "It's impossible to answer her phone, let alone go!"
"Ha ha ha ha!"
Xiao Yu and Zhao Long laughed out loud.
Come and save the child, look at scaring the child!
"anymore question?"
Wang Dong looked like he'd learned it, and stared at his younger brother, "Now you can't help it, right?"
"Ah!"
Xiao Yu sneered, "The question is, why do you have an ex-girlfriend?"
"..." Wang Dong became numb, and said in a low voice, "Normal men will have it, right?"
"Who said this?"
Xiao Yu smiled, "I don't have one, my sister is my first love."
Wang Dong: ...
Zhao Long: ...
I really want to hit him, otherwise my mind will be hard to calm down... The faces of the two elder brothers twitched violently, and I felt a burst of impatience that I couldn't control myself and wanted to beat my chest and growl.
"I learned a lot from my sister."
Xiao Yu looked at the two elder brothers and said with a smile: "Girls' IQs are sometimes very scary. For example, they just don't want to expose the common lies we boys tell."
"A lie that all boys have told?" Wang Dong and Zhao Long were puzzled.
"Yeah, it's like..."
Xiao Yu nodded, "You are the first girl I really like... You are different from other girls... I just hug and do nothing... You are the most beautiful without makeup... I will not go to the big sword , everyone else has gone, I think the women outside are dirty... How could my ex compare to you... As long as you don't say break up, we will never break up... I will always be nice to you, and I will not be angry with you... "
Cold sweat dripped down the foreheads of the two elder brothers.
Not all of Xiao Yu's words are correct, but some of them are indeed correct.
No, these words, actually most of the boys said to the girls?
"Don't treat girls as fools."
A smile appeared on Xiao Yu's face, "They just pretend to be confused when they like boys. They also like to hear boys lie to them and hear what they want to hear. Otherwise... ten dog lives are not enough to die!"
At this time, the police car just drove into the arsenal.
The expressions of the three became serious in an instant.
Wait for the police car to stop and get out of the car.
Xiao Yu saw a general, three school officials, more than a dozen soldiers, and several dignified civil servants.
What should come, still will come! .