tkworld Chapter 596: Boys Are Children (4 More)
Chapter 596: Boys Are Children (4 More)
master bedroom.
The two beauties were lying on the bed, also unable to sleep.
"Mr. Mu, I'm not sure if I like him."
"Oh."
"However, he is so stupid, he likes to let me do everything, he is obviously younger than me, but he wants to take care of me like an old father... Do you think he likes it?"
"no."
"I came to my aunt a few days ago, and he actually asked me how I found out. I really wanted to kill him at that time, how could there be such a steely boy. When he bought me painkillers, I felt a little happy... This is Like it?"
"no."
"It's not too annoying to be taken care of by him. Watching him surround you, as long as you smile at him, he can be happy all day, and I will be in a good mood. Also, I bully him, and he doesn't Angry. It feels good... this should be like "150", right?"
"no."
"Ah, isn't that all?"
Zhou Yanyu looked at Mu Qingwu next to her in surprise, unable to understand.
"Like is a matter between two people, why ask the third person?"
Mu Qingwu smiled softly, "The answer is actually in your own heart, isn't it?"
"..."
Not to mention Zhou Yanyu's IQ, a trace of shyness appeared on her delicate face, "It's just the first time, so I'm not so sure."
"Then go and confirm."
Mu Qingwu's black and white eyes were smiling.
Like a pair of stars, shining with deep brilliance.
"That's right, I don't know how to get along."
Zhou Yanyu's face became confused, "Somewhat happy, but also a little scared."
"It's very simple when two people are together."
Mu Qingwu smiled, "If you quarrel, lower your posture and coax him, his IQ will be improved. If he is still angry, then you can kiss him and press him on the bed, he will be stupid." gone."
"If you want to fight with him, his IQ will exceed 200 in an instant, and he will start to reason with you. Besides, we are girls, so we can't beat them."
"If you want to handle him, just coax him, and he will become a child."
Zhou Yanyu looked at Mu Qingwu in astonishment, is this really the case?
"After you and him become the closest people, you will find that it's very easy."
Mu Qingwu blinked her beautiful eyes, "You can not hide it in front of him, you can eat big, you can cross your legs, you can fight wildly, you don't lose weight, you don't pretend to be a lady, as long as you act like a baby to him, sweet Sweetly called husband, younger brother, older brother, father...he will treat you like a little ancestor."
Zhou Yanyu opened her mouth and couldn't speak anymore.
"By the way, let me tell you a secret."
Mu Qingwu suppressed a smile, "In a man's computer, there will be some small secrets. For example, folders with passwords, browser favorites, or hidden folders... If you find out their secrets, don't worry about it." When you are angry, just look at him, and he will feel embarrassed, feel guilty, and maybe feel sorry for you."
"what."
Zhou Yanyu laughed out loud, "So childish?"
"Yes, that's how childish it is."
Mu Qingwu nodded, "As long as he loves you and always loves you, you will find that he is very, very naive, narrow-minded, bad-tempered, and will become more and more childish. Of course, if he doesn't love you, it may be the other way around. I didn't I have experienced it, and I don’t want to experience it. I just want him to be a child in front of me for the rest of his life, and I don’t want to change!”
"It's really that simple?" Zhou Yanyu couldn't believe it.
"It's that simple."
Mu Qingwu looked at Zhou Yanyu, "But you must remember, don't cross their bottom line."
"What bottom line?" Zhou Yanyu's heart skipped a beat.
"Your face is only allowed to be touched by him, your mouth is only allowed to be kissed by him, your hand is only allowed to be held by him, your waist is only allowed to be hugged by him, your heart is only allowed to have him, you must be his alone... "
Mu Qingwu warned, "Don't provoke me if you can't do it, remember?"
Zhou Yanyu was silent for a long time, then nodded.
"remember!"
...
One morning, in the kitchen.
"It's actually very easy to handle a woman."
While cooking, Xiao Yu taught his apprentices, "When they are playing outside and don't want to go home, they must cook something they like to eat and tie their hearts. When they are off work and tired, they will think about it." Go home and cook. Women, one counts as another, and they are all cooking souls."
"But, I don't know how to do it." Wang Cheng wept.
"Then learn."
Xiao Yu said with a smile: "It's not that I want you to cook delicious food, but I just want you to develop a habit for them. Are you sleepy when the time comes? Do you want to eat when you're hungry? Sometimes you get used to this kind of food." Stuff can turn into stuff, it's addictive, and once she gets used to everything you do, she'll feel uncomfortable when you leave the habit."
"If you want to have a good relationship, don't be stupid and only know how to go A, only know how to be reckless, you have to learn to mess up and mess up your heart."
"By the way, I have a question for you."
Xiao Yu looked at the unlucky apprentice, "Do you know what it feels like in a girl's mouth?"
"should be……"
Wang Cheng had an idea, "Creating emotions?"
"I go."
Xiao Yu was surprised, "Have you learned to answer quickly?"
"Hey!" Wang Cheng smirked.
"Yes, it is to create emotions."
Xiao Yu nodded, "For example, when you go out on a date with your sister Yanyu, and she asks you to bring something to her, don't just take it to her like a big fool. You have to play tricks, and when you get to her If you say you forgot, how will she react?"
"Ah this..."
Sweat broke out on Wang Cheng's forehead, "Will you be very angry?"
"Yes, to make her angry."
Xiao Yu said with a smile, "When she gets angry or unhappy, you just smile at her, then give her something to tease her. For example, if she asks you 4. Come out and be with her, you Just say that you are busy with a case, and she must be depressed again. At this time, you say, if you trick me, I might have time... Fucking, flirting to death, this is to create emotions , Got it, girls love this!"
"hiss!"
Wang Cheng took a deep breath and looked at the master as if he was looking at a Neptune.
Isn't this the self-cultivation of Neptune? !
"Don't look at me like that, I have taught you before, keep up with the times."
Xiao Yu rolled his eyes, "Now the world is full of scumbags, sea dogs, and Neptune... If we honest people don't learn to improve, the girls will become theirs. Is there any way for us to survive?"
Love is not only about the heart, sometimes it is about strength! .