Chapter 962 To be single or to have a wife (more)
Chapter 962 To be single or to have a wife (more)
"If you want her to be with you, you have to make sure of one thing first."
Xiao Yu looked at the hapless apprentice, "Does she really love you?"
"Ah this..."
It was a very simple sentence, which made Zhou Yulong confused.
All adults.
Don't think that a girl slept with you and was pregnant with a child. I really love you.
Just like Zhou Yulong's current situation.
The two came together by mistake, lived together, and became pregnant.
You don't even have the process of running into a relationship, are you sure that people really love you?
"The first thing you need to do is not to let her be with you, but to make her like you and fall in love with you."
Xiao Yu shook her head, "She doesn't like, doesn't love you, even if you are together in the future, it won't be the same!"
Zhou Yulong drooped his head depressed.
He understands this truth and is not a fool.
"Don't be downcast, are you a man?"
Xiao Yu glared at his apprentice, "A real man just fucks, if you can't beat him, start over again!"
"The issue is……"
Zhou Yulong smiled wryly, "I don't know how to be tough."
"Simple."
Xiao Yu patted his apprentice on the shoulder, "Let her remember you firmly in her heart first, as long as she remembers you forever, the matter is half done."
"Lifetime?"
Zhou Yulong was surprised, "How?"
"It could be an event, it could be a gift, it could be many, many things."
Xiao Yu thought for a while, "Actually, you have already done one thing to make her not forget you, your child, but it is not enough."
"Events? Gifts? Lots and lots?"
Zhou Yulong's eyes brightened.
"For example, send a heartbeat." Xiao Yu looked serious.
Zhou Yulong:? ? ?
Master, are you kidding me?
How to send the heartbeat?
"Since you can talk again, you should find a way to invite her out for dinner."
Xiao Yu explained: "Is this possible?"
"Yes." Zhou Yulong nodded.
"That's easy."
Xiao Yu said with a smile, "After eating, you ask her to pay the bill."
"..."
Zhou Yulong looked at Xiao Yu with the eyes of the unknown creature, "Master, you are not cheating me, are you?"
In the country of Dragon Kingdom.
You are a boy to pursue girls, to invite girls to dinner.
Then, you actually let the girl pay the bill?
As long as there is a peanut, how can you be so drunk?
"Look, you're dumbfounded, aren't you?"
Xiao Yu was amused, "Let's not talk about it, the girl is also dumbfounded, will she be angry?"
"nonsense."
Zhou Yulong had a constipated expression on his face, "Any girl would be angry, right?"
"That's right, to make her angry."
Xiao Yu went on to say: "But at this time you said to her, what a joke, I already paid the bill when I went to the toilet just now."
"Amazing my master."
Zhou Yulong's eyes lit up, "So it's this kind of routine, you should have said it earlier."
"hehe!"
Xiao Yu sneered, "Are you sure you understand?"
"Isn't it secretly paying the bill and cheating girls?"
Zhou Yulong was confused.
"You still play heartbeat like you?"
Xiao Yu shook his head, "You will be beaten to death by girls!"
"Uh."
Zhou Yulong opened his mouth wide, "Isn't it?"
"When you pulled her to leave..."
Xiao Yu looked at his apprentice, "I was stopped by the waiter at this time and asked you to pay the bill!"
Zhou Yulong: ...
Fuck, it's not that you paid the bill secretly, but you really didn't pay the bill? !
"It's time for a heartbeat."
Xiao Yu bared her teeth and grinned, "At this moment, you drag her and run away."
Zhou Yulong's face turned pale.
No, do you really want to escape the order?
Master, I am a policeman!
"Wait until you run a hundred meters."
Xiao Yu said cheerfully, "Guess how she will react?"
"..."
Zhou Yulong was about to cry, "Should he scold me, and treat me as crazy?"
"Well, it should be this kind of reaction, and it almost exploded my lungs."
Xiao Yu snapped his fingers, "It's the other way around!"
Zhou Yulong:? ? ?
"The waiter who caught up smiled and brought you a bouquet of roses."
Xiao Yu looked at the stunned apprentice, "When you handed her the flowers, she should be surprised, embarrassed, confused, and confused."
"When you returned to the restaurant, listening to music and drinking drinks, you apologized to her, saying that you actually wanted to give her a surprise... When she finally recovered from the ups and downs, you walked out of the restaurant, come In front of the car..."
"You open the back box, and it's full of flowers, gifts, lanterns... Of course, the most important thing is a few photos."
"One is that you have a warm meal in the restaurant, the other is that you dragged her away when you escaped orders, and the other is that you handed her flowers with flowers..."
"As for how to arrange the process, I'm teaching you...communicate that the restaurant deposit is paid, the waiter will give you a red envelope to accompany the performance, and ask your friends to take their Polaroids and take their seats. Well, let that boy Wang Cheng do it, and wait for you to take it with you." When she returned to the restaurant, she asked Wang Cheng to arrange the back box and arrange the photos..."
"I bet that 90% of girls have never experienced such an unforgettable thing. For many girls, it will be a unique life experience. Unique, sometimes it will become unforgettable."
4 "And this kind of thing will not only make the girl feel romantic, but also make the people around her envious, and satisfy her a little vanity."
Xiao Yu looked at the enlightened apprentice, "Don't say anything that is too much trouble, the process is troublesome, what the poor can't afford, and the rich don't need this kind of teethless words, if you can't even do this, then you can still pursue it." What kind of girl do you like, just go on a blind date to try your luck, or you will stay single forever, or wait for a burglary love. Of course, it is also very simple to dream of marrying a wife!"
"Thank you, Master."
Zhou Yulong got up and left.
I walked away shyly.
Just as I am winking.
Wave your hand... Whoops!
Zhou Yulong was slapped on the back of the head by taking off his shoe.
"Dry!"
Xiao Yu gave the unlucky apprentice a finger, and scolded with a smile, "If you dare to come to my house in the future, I will beat you to death, you bastard!"
"Hahaha!" Zhou Yulong ran away laughing happily.
"How did you know these unlucky apprentices?" Xiao Yu murmured with a smile.
"Yeah? But it's really romantic, brother, you understand well!"
Mu Qingwu's words sounded like a smile but not a smile from behind.
What the hell... Xiao Yu's scalp exploded.
Didn't they agree to be each other's shit?
Sister, why don't you play your cards according to the routine! .
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