The Blind Date Went To The Wrong Table, I Was Kidnapped By The Blind Date Partner

Chapter 1185: What a Rebellious Son (more)

Throughout the day, Xiao Yu was with his family.

Enjoying the warmth of firewood, rice, oil and salt, and the warmth of fireworks in the world.

Belonging, coziness, happiness...

Xiao Yu really didn't want much happiness, but unexpectedly he was filled with happiness.

Healed his world!

"What are you thinking?"

After taking a shower, Mu Qingwu looked at Xiao Yu who was leaning on the bed and giggling.

Stretching her perfect delicate body like a cat, she leaned against his arms.

"Thinking……"

After recovering, Xiao Yu smirked, "I want to see my sister~'s phone."

"Take it and see."

With a charming smile on her lips, Mu Qingwu said angrily: "It's fine if you can bear the beating."

"I, Xiao Yu, will be afraid?"

Picking up her sister's mobile phone on the bedside table, Xiao Yu asked with a smile, "Did I really see it?"

"Look, what's the matter between women that you don't know?"

Mu Qingwu twitched the corners of her lips, "But there is one condition."

What can happen between women?

All kinds of filth, all kinds of pornography, all kinds of small videos and pictures, or all kinds of hooliganism.

or else...

Girlfriend: My husband is an idiot.

Girlfriend: My husband is even more stupid.

Girlfriend: Your husband is not as stupid as my husband!

They don't talk to their men face to face, but girls do when they're together.

Is it true?

So some girls dare not show boys their phones.

One is worrying about what you said.

The second is to worry about boys seeing what the sisters said.

Of course, there are still some girls who really dare not show it to boys.

As for why...you know everything!

"What condition?" Xiao Yu's eyes lit up.

"Tell me the story after reading it."

Mu Qingwu said, "I still have to sing and coax me to sleep."

"This……"

Xiao Yu thought about it, and the condition seemed to be acceptable.

But inadvertently saw a fierce light flashing in Mu Qingwu's eyes.

Holy crap, Miss Yu has murderous intentions... Xiao Yu's scalp is numb.

Sure enough, digging a hole.

Have you already thought about what kind of urn to buy?

"Forget it, why did I lower my head like that?"

Xiao Yu was righteous and strict, "I just wanted to test you, but I didn't expect you to look at me like this. It makes me sad."

I almost died before I left, but luckily I was smart!

"Ah!"

Mu Qingwu sneered, "You're like a crosstalk talker under the flyover, you're quick to react!"

Look, they really want to kill me... Xiao Yu broke out in cold sweat, "I didn't offend you today, did I?"

"forgetful?"

Mu Qingwu was annoyed, "Why, I forgot what happened during the day? Not only did I say that I was a hairy girl, but also that I was a hairless girl. If the child hadn't been there at that time, guess what would have happened to you?"

"Hey, isn't your focus a bit strange?"

Under the crisis of life and death, Xiao Yu's eyes were blurred, "Sister, I think of a story, it's so sweet..."

"I don't want to hear stories."

Mu Qingwu pinched the stinky brother's cheek, "Tell me something interesting, funny, funny. If it's not funny, it doesn't make me happy... Ha ha!"

Oh, these two words have a lot of knowledge.

It can be a happy smile.

It can be a mocking laugh.

It can also be a preview before beating you!

Xiao Yu wants to cry but has no tears.

Cheap or not, just do it, sooner or later make yourself into the urn.

"Fun and funny?"

Xiao Yu started his brain, "If you say that, I think of a funny video."

"Oh?"

Mu Qingwu leaned on her younger brother's shoulder, a smile appeared on her charming face.

"It was a law-enhancing video, which was played by the teacher when I was in the police academy."

Xiao Yu raised the corner of his mouth, "The video mainly tells about... the female mummy brought her back to life, what crime is it?"

Mu Qingwu:? ? ?

Her brain is a little short-circuited.

The female mummy woke up?

What the hell?

"Is it very incomprehensible?"

Xiao Yu put her arms around her sister and smiled, "This is a real case. A beautiful woman was pronounced dead by a doctor in a hospital, and then sent to a crematorium by her family to be cremated."

"At this time, a young man in charge of the cremation at the crematorium found the young and beautiful female corpse, and he was malicious and acted mischievously and insultingly towards the corpse."

"During this process, the beautiful woman who was declared dead actually woke up because of being stimulated..."

"Afterwards, the beauty and her family members who woke up immediately called the police, and the young man was also arrested."

"Then here comes the question, first question, does the young man constitute a crime of rape?"

"Second question, if it's not a strong woman, does the young man constitute the crime of insulting the corpse?"

"The third question, does the young man's behavior constitute a crime?"

Xiao Yu looked at the bewildered Mu Qingwu, and smirked, "Sister, what do you think the young man's behavior is?"

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Mu Qingwu: ...

Does she think her brother wants to be beaten?

Are you misunderstanding something about being playful and making me happy?

Seeing the sparks in Xiao Yujie's eyes, and the possibility of doing something at any time, Xiao Yu said quickly: "Don't worry, the key point is not this video of popularizing the law, but what my classmates said during the discussion?"

"What did they say?" Mu Qingwu was curious.

"The first classmate said..."

Xiao Yu was serious, "He feels that the above crimes are not suitable, and the young man should be sentenced... to practice medicine illegally!"

"Pfft!" Miss Yu spat.

Practicing medicine illegally?

God, what kind of genius could think of this?

But you're going to say it's wrong.

It was indeed the young man who saved the beauty... from life!

"Another classmate of mine gave a thumbs up on the spot to express his agreement."

..... ... ...

Xiao Yu said with a smile: "He said, the young man's acupuncture is a bit awesome!"

"Ha ha!"

Mu Qingwu hugged her younger brother and almost burst out laughing, "A genius doctor?"

Are you serious about acupuncture?

After laughing, Miss Yu asked, "What crime was the young man finally convicted of?"

"The crime of insulting a corpse."

Xiao Yu smiled, "That's the only way to convict, after all, the beauty was indeed dead at that time."

Mu Qingwu smiled and shook her head.

The truth is indeed this truth.

But the problem is.

If it weren't for this young man, the beauty would have been cremated, right?

"I guess that young man was devastated at the time."

Xiao Yu chuckled, "I guess he would think... When I was sentenced, you didn't say a word about saving the beautiful woman. Do you know how much I paid to save the beautiful woman?"

"Ha ha."

Mu Qingwu laughed, "Is this what the boys really think?"

"Of course not, like me."

Xiao Yu looked at Sister Huai, "I don't like corpses, I like little dolphins!"

"Kill you."

Mu Qingwu raised her fist, and when she saw her younger brother's soft eyes looking at her, her heart softened again, "What a rebellious son!"

"Can't boys be roses? I want girls to be lions!"

Xiao Yu lowered her head and looked at her sister, "Gender is not a boundary, prejudice is."

Mu Qingwu smiled, raised her head, and kissed her younger brother's lips.

Roses will always bloom too, and youth will never be defined.

Every sincere and hot soul deserves to be treated with heart.

There is light in the heart, and it will eventually illuminate the Quartet! pill.