tkworld Chapter 1291 Who Is Cruel (4 More)
Chapter 1291 Who Is Cruel (4 More)
In the afternoon, the two couples went back to their respective homes.
Xiao Yu and Mu Qingwu went to pick up the child.
On the car home.
"what's the situation?"
While driving, Xiao Yu looked in the rearview mirror and found his son angrily asking, "Who messed with you?"
"No one messed with me."
Xiao Douding pouted, "I miss my sister."
"Your sister is at work."
Xiao Yu scolded with a smile, "Can you be a man every day instead of a suckling child.
"Dad, are you not a child in front of your sister?"
Xiao Douding pouted, "Am I breaking the law like a child in front of my sister?"
What the hell... Xiao Yu glanced at Mu Qingwu who was hugging her daughter and smiling.
Why do I feel like my sister is gloating?
The mood is complicated, and I can't tell whether I am angry or happy.
Or shame? "800" "Tell me, what is it?"
Xiao Yu glared at his son.
"I want to learn English." Xiao Douding was serious.
Xiao Yu:???
Mu Qingwu:???
Xiao Wu hugged her little feet while nibbling, while looking at Goldman Sachs.
What's the big deal?
"Go to grandma's house today and play outside."
Xiao Douding said with disgust: "Meet a crooked nut and say hello to me.
"And then?" Xiao Yu was surprised.
"He put his hands together when he came up, and he said to me... Sawadika"
Xiao Douding followed suit in a dignified manner, and said in his mouth: "Just leave me alone."
"puff!"
Xiao Yu snorted, "What happened next?"
"later?"
Xiao Douding said angrily: "There are so many people watching, I am always embarrassed. I just thought, this is in the Dragon Kingdom, is it appropriate for you to teach me a foreign language? Of course, as a Dragon Kingdom person, I can't give it to the people of the country. It's embarrassing, isn't it?"
"Ha ha…………"
Mu Qingwu also smiled and asked, "How did you do it?"
"I put my hands together and replied to him..."
Xiao Douding's face was serious, "Amitabha!"
Xiao Yu: ...
All folded hands?
Xiuer, is that you?
I advise you to be kind!
Xiao Yu suddenly felt that it was a pity that the child was not sent to Deyun Society.
The point is.
He's serious about joking, and he doesn't even laugh!
"Dad, I'm curious about something."
Xiao Douding is serious.
"What?" Xiao Yu asked.
"You mean Monk Sha in Journey to the West, what exactly is he picking on his load?" Xiao Douding was puzzled.
"this......"
Xiao Yu couldn't help but laugh, "I'm not a screenwriter, how would I know."
"But you're a policeman."
Xiao Douding was very dissatisfied, "Don't the police specialize in solving cases and reasoning, guess what.
Xiao Yu felt that there was nothing wrong with his son's words, "Well, let's reason today and use the method of elimination. First, it must not be clothes, because they never change clothes. Second, it should not be food, because they Every time I go to ask for alms. By the way, they have always been four masters and apprentices. So I suspect...the inside is mahjong, four people at a table!"
Mu Qingwu: ...
Little Douding: ...
Xiao Wu...continues to chew on her feet.
"Dad, I think your guess is wrong."
Xiao Douding was dissatisfied, "If it's mahjong, why do you keep pushing Monkey King away?"
"yes."
Xiao Yu teased his son, "Could it be that there is a pack of playing cards hidden in the burden, and they are fighting landlords?"
Xiao Douding was dumbfounded, "Then why did you drive away Monkey King?"
"Because they were worried that Sun Wukong would cheat."
Xiao Yu smirked, "Think about it, Sun Wukong has piercing eyes and can see through cards directly.
Xiaodouding was speechless.
I am convinced of my father's wit.
"Don't bully the kids."
Mu Qingwu asked with a smile, what exactly is it?"
She was also curious about what was in that burden.
"What else?"
Xiao Yu said with a smile: "It should be a document for customs clearance, a cassock, and a bowl for alms. By the way, there are also books... I remember Tang Seng got up to read in the middle of the night in an episode."
Mu Qingwu was surprised.
Don't say it, what my brother said makes sense.
However, can this be deduced?
Xiaodouding's eyes are bright.
I decided to be a policeman like my father in the future.
It seems that the reasoning of the police seems to be very powerful!
If I learn it, wouldn't I be able to guess where Dad's small treasury is placed in minutes?
But, I'm so unconvinced, why does Dad know everything?
"Dad, you come to test me......"
Xiao Douding decided that he must stand up in front of his father, "Don't think that you know Journey to the West very well, and I do too. I'm not bragging with you. I also know the plot of each episode by heart, and I want to remember it deeply."
"Really?"
Xiaoyu was happy, his son dared to challenge him to be a father, are you looking for abuse, "Okay, then I will test you, if you can't answer, don't be a baby."
"cut."
Xiao Douding raised his head and puffed out his chest, "Rogues don't ask where they come from, heroes don't look at their age, today I must let my father know how cruel it is."
:...
Who did you learn this from?
"Very arrogant?"
Xiao Yu sneered, "Okay, please listen to the question...how did Tang Seng recite the magic spell?"
Xiaodouding: ………
I wipe, yes, how do you read it?
"What does Sun Wukong belong to?"
"What kind of pig is Zhu Bajie?"
"Is the horn of the King of the Golden Horn pure gold?"
"What's the name of the hundred thousand heavenly soldiers?"
"Is the white dragon horse peeing dragon urine, or horse urine?"
"Shen Erlang's third eye, is it a single eyelid or a 0.6 double eyelid?"
Xiao Yu looked at his son who was lying there stupidly, and asked with a smile, "Last question, big brother, master was taken away by monsters, which episode is it?"
He felt that the ruthless questions were devouring the healthy cells of his son's brain, and a brand new vegetative was about to be born.
As long as we keep asking these questions, I'm afraid the director of Journey to the West won't be able to handle it, right?
That's right, Xiaodouding has already exploded on the spot.
Feel the deep contempt from my father.
Completely overwhelmed by IQ!
Mu Qingwu, who was holding her daughter in her arms, was trembling with laughter, and looked at her younger brother in various ways.
Too bad, how could anyone bully his son like that?
However, it's time for me to refresh Journey to the West.
I can't think of a single question about why my stinky brother.
Is this my problem?.