tkworld Chapter 118 Even the Old Pig Dislikes Bodhisattva
Chapter 118 Even the Old Pig Dislikes Bodhisattva
"You idiot, what's the matter?"
Sun Wukong asked.
"Yes, Second Senior Brother, aren't you arguing that you are hungry?" Monk Sha said unwillingly at this moment.
"This idiot, I'm probably trying to talk about Fairy Chang'e again." Monkey King, who thought he knew Zhu Bajie's flamboyant intestines, said this jokingly.
"It's not Fairy Chang'e." Zhu Bajie clasped his hands together, "It's Guanyin Bodhisattva!"
Ok?
For a while Chang'e Fairy.
Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva for a while.
How can this Zhu Bajie play well?
Seeing Monkey King is about to continue to get started.
Zhu Bajie quickly flashed to Tang Seng's side, Zhu Bajie, who refused to admit defeat, drew his own stomach with one stroke: "My old pig just saw the Bodhisattva, okay? Pigs are big."
"what!"
At this time, Zhu Bajie found something abnormal again.
"Damn it."
"Why did my old pig see the third prince Nezha again? He seemed to be walking his dog. No, he was being walked by a dog. That's not right. It's not a dog, it's a monster like a little tiger. It's so strange, it He actually bit the rope, and one end of the rope was wrapped around the neck of Third Prince Nezha."
Finally, at this time, even Tang Seng had to say a few words: "Bajie, don't talk nonsense."
"Master, monks don't tell lies. What my old pig said is true. If you don't believe me, look!"
Zhu Bajie pointed the finger right.
As soon as the words came out.
One by one, they looked towards the opposite side of the lotus pond.
It doesn't matter if you don't look.
you do not say.
Nezha being walked.
Guanyin Bodhisattva with a big belly.
Except for Fairy Moon Palace, they didn't see any of them.
What Zhu Bajie said later was not lying.
That is, this idiot likes to look around.
If you were an honest person, someone who was institutionalized, who would look left and right.
Because, that would appear uneducated and impolite.
It was this scene that made the people present not know what to say.
The members of the Tang Dynasty pilgrimage team were dumbfounded.
Such as Qin Shubao.
Another example is Changsun Wuji.
and many more.
Their jaws almost hit the ground.
They are not like Zhu Bajie, who keep their ears to the outside world and want to be cooks.
Because, in their view.
A certain Bodhisattva, that is not fat.
Fat is not this kind of fat method.
Not to mention all fat to the stomach.
And the fat is not symmetrical.
This is pregnant!
On the contrary, monkeys belong to the careless category.
Sun Wukong, who has not yet defeated the Buddha, will always have flaws in his emotional intelligence.
at this point.
His junior brother Sha Wujing is a thousand times stronger than him.
Raise your hand.
Say hello.
Sun Wukong shouted directly: "Bodhisattva, here is me, I am Wukong. Third prince, you are here too!"
Whether it is Guanyin Bodhisattva or the third prince Nezha.
For an acquaintance like Sun Wukong, how could he not know him.
It's just that the current situation does not allow them to know each other.
Nezha turned his head to the side.
As for Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva, with her big belly, the unlucky ones have already fled.
"strangeness."
Seeing this scene, Monkey King looked suspicious.
"Could it be that my grandson is wrong."
"Why are they ignoring people!"
Sun Wukong's IQ is unable to understand the mystery of this.
First, outside the other courtyard, I met Patriarch Bodhi.
Now in another courtyard, I saw Bodhisattva and Nezha.
Each one seemed so abnormal.
what on earth is it.
"Junior Brother Sha, do you know what's going on?" Sun Wukong asked Sha Wujing.
The old trachoma turned his eyes and chanted Amitabha Buddha.
after that.
There is no after.
Sand Monk, who cherishes words like gold, looked at a loss, always feeling that it is not the same thing to save Sun Wukong's face, and with a stupid look, he asked a question to end: "Brother, I, Lao Sha, you don't know yet, do you? My head turns slowly. How can I figure out what you don't understand. "
crucial moment.
It depends on Luxia.
"You guys also know Guanyin Bodhisattva?" After speaking, Luxia remembered, "By the way, you guys are still being fooled by Bodhisattva to go to learn scriptures."
"They are all acquaintances, please help!"
"Bodhisattva is quite pitiful."
"I was pregnant with Liujia, but I couldn't find a next family."
"Several of her old lovers came here before, but none of them were willing. If you have a suitable candidate, introduce them to Bodhisattva. Picking up a daughter-in-law for nothing and giving a son as a gift, what a wonderful thing!"
Tang Seng: "..."
Monk Sha: "..."
Zhu Bajie waited for everyone: "..."
feeling.
He is really a Bodhisattva.
Moreover, the Bodhisattva's stomach is not fat.
Even Zhu Bajie, at this time, the female Bodhisattva is tall and the female Bodhisattva is short. The female Bodhisattva sees if my old pig can do it, and dare not say a word.
Think of something.
Luxia stared at Zhu Bajie: "You haven't got married yet!"
"My old pig has a first wife in Gao Laozhuang." Zhu Bajie said quickly, even his favorite female Bodhisattva was abandoned by him at this time.
…………
Follow Qingxia's footsteps.
Li Shimin, Wei Zheng and Yuchi Jingde stepped into a gazebo.
The autumn wind is pleasant.
A few cranes are playing in the water in the distance.
On the shore, especially a green bull is the most dazzling.
After meeting Qingxia's eyes.
The green bull quickly lay down on the ground.
I don't know if I was scared or what.
The stone table in the gazebo is already filled with delicious food.
Four dishes and one soup.
It's just that there are some things that Li Shimin and the others don't know.
"Several distinguished guests, please relax, the master will be here soon."
After saying this, Qingxia left.
in the gazebo.
Li Shimin and the three of them were left alone.
"Your Majesty, what kind of medicine do you think this Saint Xu sells in his gourd?" Yuchi Jingde, who was born in the army and didn't know a few big characters, asked at this time.
"General Yuchi, don't be rude." Wei Zheng from the old city reminded him, and then looked at Li Shimin, "Your Majesty, I always feel that there is something strange about it. Then Mr. Xu knew we were coming, so he let us stay here Wait, even set up such a table of food!"
Speaking of which.
Wei Zheng's voice stopped abruptly.
Because, his gaze had already landed on the food on the table.
"What kind of meat is this, so fragrant?" Wei Zheng muttered to himself.
Someone answered, it was Yuchi Jingde, this dude started a long time ago, the more he ate, the more delicious he was, the space in his mouth was almost filled with food: "I didn't eat any meat, but it was smooth and delicious, fat but not greasy. Really. Lord Wei, Your Majesty, you should try it too!"
After finishing speaking, Yuchi Jingde touched another plate.
To be precise, he touched the baked sweet potatoes on the plate.