Chapter 1837 Small stature, big weight
Chapter 1837 Small stature, big weight
Chapter 1837 Small stature, big weight
Liu Muhan asked curiously, "Director Yang, what's wrong?"
"See for yourself."
A light flashed in Yang Ling's hand, and this document instantly appeared on Liu Muhan's desk, which made Liu Shijie's eyes widen.
It's too convenient for these two big guys to work...
Liu Muhan glanced at it, and said angrily, "Liu Shijie, is your brain alright?"
"Plum Blossom is my maid, how can I marry her to you?"
"Don't even think about it, get out!"
This document is not an official document, but a marriage application...
The key object is still the maid Meihua.
Hearing what Liu Muhan said, Liu Shijie had a wry smile in his eyes. Instead of going out immediately, he knelt down in front of Yang Ling and begged, "Director Yang, I know that Meihua is your maid, but...but I Really like her."
"I fell in love with her from the first sight, please allow me to pursue her!"
"stand up."
Yang Ling let out a gentle qi to support this person. This guy is not annoying, and Yang Ling knew that this kind of thing would happen sooner or later.
The maids are so beautiful, the boys will definitely be moved, for the sake of these boys, he still has to speak clearly.
Yang Ling looked at Liu Shijie with a faint smile and said, "As Liu Dong's secretary, Meihua also deals with the people in your general manager's office all day long. She is beautiful, and it is reasonable for you to like her."
"But this will disappoint you. To tell you the truth, they are essentially the same as elf girls, and they are a kind of elves."
"I think the fire elf girls have been integrated into human society for a while, you should understand what kind of existence they are?"
"what……"
There was disbelief in Liu Shijie's eyes, and he said in a trembling voice: "Yang Dong, you mean they... They were born in nature, have no sex and fertility, and are different creatures from us..."
"Correct."
Yang Ling smiled and said, "This is a beautiful and magical elf, but it's not a girl in the true sense. It's just a waste of time if you like her."
"Ding, you have shattered Liu Shijie's wish for Meihua to be a cute human girl, attribute point +1."
Liu Shijie seemed a little hard to accept, he suddenly gritted his teeth and said, "I don't care!"
"Even if Miss Plum Blossom is an elf, I don't care, as long as I can marry her, I don't care about anything..."
Liu Muhan snorted, "You don't care, I do!"
"Plum blossom is my right arm, how can I marry you?"
"In addition, let me tell you that you were able to mention the position of the general manager, and it was recommended by Meihua. She is optimistic about your work ability, but you want to marry her because of her beauty?"
"Are you worthy of her recommendation?"
"what……"
Liu Shijie was stunned again, Yang Ling looked at Liu Muhan and said, "Don't be impatient, Dong Liu."
"How about this, let's call Meihua, and then Manager Liu will understand."
After a while, Meihua came in with two cups of tea. Seeing Liu Shijie kneeling on the ground looking at her, she frowned slightly, feeling ominous.
Putting the tea on Yang Ling's and Liu Muhan's tables respectively, Mei Hua naturally stood behind Liu Muhan in the position that had always belonged to her.
Yang Ling smiled lightly, "Did you see that high-tech weighing scale in the corner?"
"Meihua, you and Manager Liu go over and weigh yourself separately."
Both Meihua and Liu Shijie were slightly taken aback, but since Yang Ling had spoken, they naturally had to follow suit.
Standing in front of the weighing scale, Mei Hua said strangely: "Manager Liu, did you say something strange?"
"I feel that the mistress looks at you a little uncomfortable."
Liu Shijie smiled wryly, "I just handed over a marriage proposal to Director Yang, hoping that you can marry me..."
"what?"
Mei Hua instinctively took a step back, put her hands on her chest and blushed and said, "Liu Shijie, I never expected you to look at me like this."
"Disgusting, nasty!"
"Stay away from me, or I'll kill you!"
Liu Shijie's face was even more bitter, while Liu Muhan frowned slightly when she saw Mei Hua's reaction. She turned to look at Yang Ling, but saw Yang Ling's smiling expression, as if he didn't care much.
Yang Ling smiled and said, "Okay, go up and measure your weight."
Liu Shijie was the first to stand up. He is about 1.7 meters 130 tall and weighs [-] catties. His figure is quite standard.
After he came down, Mei Hua looked back at Yang Ling, and said with a wry smile, "Master, do you really want to stand up?"
"Then my weight will be exposed...others will treat me as a monster..."
Yang Ling laughed and said, "Do you think there are normal people in our family?"
"Okay, let's stand up."
"Ding, you fulfilled Liu Shijie's wish to know Meihua's weight, and the wish value is +1."
"Ding, you have shattered Liu Muhan's desire not to expose the weight of his girls, attribute point +8."
Mei Hua stood up with a bitter face, only to see the numbers on the electronic screen start to jump rapidly.
"This……"
Liu Shijie's eyes widened, he was almost dumbfounded!
300 pounds.
400 pounds.
600 catties...
The number was still rising, Mei Hua's face was getting redder and redder, she just covered her eyes and dared not look at the number, while Liu Shijie stammered and said: "Yang, Director Yang, this electronic scale It's broken, the numbers are jumping around!"
Yang Ling laughed and said: "This is also sent by the alliance, it won't break if you break it."
"Don't talk too much, just watch patiently."
Liu Shijie turned his head and saw that the number on the electronic screen had already reached 1000 jin, and there was no tendency to stop.
"Lie/trough."
He couldn't help but swear, who would have thought that Meihua's slender body contained such a huge weight...
Glancing secretly at the electronic scale, seeing the constantly beating numbers, Mei Hua's tender body shook, and hurriedly said: "Master, don't weigh your slaves anymore, it's too shameful!"
Yang Ling laughed loudly, Liu Muhan put his hands on his forehead, originally they were talking about business, who would have thought that it would turn into this situation.
Having said that, since she became a monk, she has not dared to weigh herself, and now seeing the beating numbers on the scale, she couldn't help but feel a little terrified.
"Ding, you shattered Liu Muhan's desire to escape from reality and not to remember such things as weight, attribute point +8."
"drop……"
With the mechanical sound of the electronic scale, the number on the screen was frozen at 3011kg.
Three tons!
The plum blossom weighed three tons, which is six thousand catties!
With a height of 1.6 meters [-], Mei Hua's figure is almost perfect, but her weight has reached more than three tons, which is about the same as an adult elephant and more than two ordinary cars...
"no……"
Mei Hua was about to cry, she waved her hands again and again and said, "No, I'm wearing clothes, mainly because the clothes are too heavy..."
(End of this chapter)
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