tkworld #154 - Crazy output of mouth cannon (ask for order)
#154 - Crazy output of mouth cannon (ask for order)
"What the f*ck?" Wang Fanqie was directly laughed at in anger.
Faced with such an oddball female boss, the female character in the game also had a flushed face, her eyes flashing with anger.
The barrage also swarmed the screen:
"What the hell kind of company is this? You slave away for them all day, and they actually talk to you like that. It's simply outrageous!"
"According to the female boss's logic, if we gain work experience from working, we have to pay the company back for training fees?"
"Tsk tsk tsk, a sweatshop."
[Anger value increased by 10 points]
But soon after, the female character shook her head a couple of times, and the anger in her eyes slowly subsided.
There was no way around it; the anger bar wasn't full yet, so there was no way to rise up.
Wang Fanqie checked the game instructions.
It turned out that the size of the anger value also affected the final power of the verbal attack.
"That's okay, friends, we'll just accumulate more anger value.
Because I think, judging by Shenyi Company's nature, the colleagues at this company are definitely not simple."
After that, Wang Fanqie played for a while and, sure enough, discovered that not only was the female boss inhumane, but the employees of Shenyi were also oddballs.
In the office, the workstation Wang Fanqie was assigned was very simple, located at the shortest distance between the snack box, filing cabinet, and water dispenser, so she was always being bossed around by others.
"Newbie, please print this document for me."
"Newbie, please bring me a hamburger from downstairs."
"Newbie, please make me a cup of tea from the water dispenser."
Every time, Wang Fanqie wanted to refuse, but the legs of the girl character on the screen were as if they were filled with lead, completely unable to take a step.
At this time, a paragraph of text popped up on the game interface:
"As a newcomer in the workplace, you are a good girl in the eyes of others, a sticky note girl, available for use at any time."
"You are not good at refusing others."
"You want to be a good person, but you don't want to be a pushover."
"You rarely seek help from others, carrying everything yourself, all your emotions turning into bitter water flowing into your heart."
"Until one day, all of this turns into a burst of anger, erupting out!"
"Since you are in the forest and cannot escape the law of the jungle, you might as well take the initiative and live a free verbal battle life!"
Finally!
After being constantly PUAd(PUAd: Pick-Up Artist, a manipulative seduction technique) by the female boss and colleagues, the game character's anger value was full, soaring to 100.
Wang Fanqie rubbed her hands excitedly: "Brothers, it's time to let this group of bastards see my verbal kung fu!"
On a new day, Wang Fanqie's walking posture changed as soon as she got to work, head held high, walking with splayed feet.
An old employee next to her looked at her and habitually smiled:
"Help me make a cup of coffee, okay? Add 40% milk, no sugar."
Wang Fanqie's virtual character looked at the other person with her nostrils, unmoved.
The other person continued: "Newbie, why are you stammering? Make me a cup of coffee."
At this time, Wang Fanqie had already loaded her verbal bullets.
The game popped up a prompt: [Now, you can use the microphone to increase the power of your verbal attack. Do you want to use it?]
Wang Fanqie decisively turned on the microphone verbal attack function.
She gathered her energy and roared directly into the computer microphone:
"Get out!!!!!!!!!"
[Tone bonus: Attack power increased by 30%]
[Volume bonus: Attack range increased by 30%]
[Line bonus: Critical hit rate increased by 15%]
The huge word "Get out(滚: get out)", emitting a raging flame, smashed into the old employee's body.
"Pfft—"
The old employee spat blood and flew backward more than three meters, his body rolling and smashing down his desk, then embedding into the cabinet next to him.
Seeing that the other person could not move, Wang Fanqie continued to load her verbal bullets, frantically outputting into the microphone:
"I'll give you some 'Oli Gei(奥利给: a slang, means 'give you something awesome' sarcastically)', do you want it?"
This verbal bullet that was fired directly transformed into the shape of a pile of 'Oli Gei(奥利给: a slang, means 'give you something awesome' sarcastically)', slapping onto the other person's face with a 'smack' sound.
"Yue…"
The old employee vomited and fainted directly.
Wang Fanqie tidied up her collar, hiding her merit and fame, and continued to stride forward.
Just then, another old employee blocked her way.
"Newbie, my mom is in a bad mood. I want to have a phone chat with her. Can you lend me your phone?"
Wang Fanqie continued to launch her verbal attack:
"Get lost(滚蛋: get lost)!"
Verbal particles transformed into a huge egg, hitting the other person's abdomen. The other person's flying body directly knocked over the water dispenser.
"Your mom is not my mom!"
Wang Fanqie continued to stride forward, and just as she sat down at her workstation, an old employee next to her walked over and ordered:
"Newbie, do you have time? Help me bring a 'four-in-one(四合一: a kind of take-away food)' takeout from downstairs?"
The veins on Wang Fanqie's forehead bulged, and she roared into the microphone:
"Get out(滚球: get out)!"
Verbal particles transformed into a giant ball, hitting the other person's head. The other person fell straight back.
Wang Fanqie continued to spew vulgarities into the microphone:
"Instead of bringing you takeout, I might as well burn a 'Siheyuan(四合院: a traditional Chinese courtyard house)' for your mother!"
Smack!
A huge 'Siheyuan(四合院: a traditional Chinese courtyard house)' phantom directly crushed the old employee, and the other person stopped moving completely.
After this verbal barrage of three consecutive attacks, no more ignorant colleagues came to bother her.
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The world was completely quiet.
The game's female character in the screen flicked her long hair quite elegantly:
"Why can everyone here move their mouths, but not their legs."
At this time, the barrage had gone crazy with joy:
"Hahahaha, this game looks so interesting!"
"666666, the aggressiveness is maxed out."
"I'm watching so damn comfortably, so damn freely!"
"This microphone bonus function is simply a stress-relieving artifact. Teacher Fanqie is using it so enthusiastically!"
"Spewing vulgarities is already fun in itself, and pairing it with the microphone, this physical cheat, is even more stress-relieving."
"I really hope this verbal battle system can be used in real life…"
"No, I'm going to download this game now. I want to play! Hiahiahia."
"It's just amazing. How many heaven-defying ideas are still hidden in the mind of the 'Peach Blossom Spring(桃源乡: Shangri-La)' designer… Does their imagination never run dry?"
Seeing the popularity of the live broadcast room soaring and the number of ship commanders exceeding 3,000, Wang Fanqie was secretly pleased.
"Dear friends, it's getting late today. I'll start the live broadcast as early as possible tomorrow. Don't forget, we haven't dealt with that most annoying female boss yet!"
The barrage swarmed the screen:
"Teacher Fanqie, see you tomorrow!"
"Damn, why hasn't tomorrow arrived yet!"
"GKDGKD(GKDGKD: Get Knowledge Don't Get Dry, means thank you for sharing the information), can't wait."
Wang Fanqie's first day of live broadcasting ended with a single live broadcast room with 3 million popularity.
Due to the explosive program effect, soon, all kinds of live broadcast clips began to spread wildly in various sections of Station D.
More and more streamers and players, out of curiosity, began to search for game downloads at Youyi Workshop.
As of 11 PM, the first-day simultaneous online of "Free Verbal Battle Life" exceeded 100,000.
……
At the same time, Youyi Company headquarters building, general manager's office.
Shi Yi, sitting behind his desk, took a sip of coffee and checked the operation backend of Youyi Workshop.
"Boss Simulator" had a first-day peak concurrent user count of 200,000, ranking first on the new game online list.
Shi Yi's expression was calm.
This result can be said to be a great start for many small and medium-sized teams.
However, for Youyi, compared to the investment of so many promotion and traffic buying resources, this result can only be regarded as above the passing grade.
Moreover, more and more negative reviews have begun to appear in the game's comment section.
An important reason for players' criticism is that the product does not match the description.
The number of likes for several highly praised comments has exceeded 10,000:
"On the employee recruitment page of the demo version at the exhibition, there were clearly many interesting S-level employees such as beautiful investigator, bunny girl, and mechanical master. Why didn't I see them in the official version? I want to use the bunny girl's skills to open impact!"
"Also, why are the city's blocks so empty? What about those legendary epic missions that were promised? Those 'Missing Billionaire', 'Mysterious Graffiti', 'Museum Amazing Night' series of missions on the exhibition demo version? Did the planners eat them all?"
"I always feel that compared to the amazing demo version at the exhibition, the content you developed later is anticlimactic?"