tkworld #181 - If you wear it, I will wear it (order)
#181 - If you wear it, I will wear it (order)
Damn, that's substantial and rhythmic.
His eyes darted up and down for a while before he came back to his senses:
"Sorry, I'm not very good at adjusting the frequency yet."
After turning off the massage chair, Liu Mengyuan's delicate body trembled as she climbed out of the chair.
"Hmph, as punishment, you have to enjoy the torture I just endured."
She playfully glared, pressed Lu Yu onto the chair, and turned on the remote control.
On the massage chair, Lu Yu vibrated violently up and down, but he calmly spread his hands:
"I think it's okay, quite relaxing."
Seeing Lu Yu shaking at such a high frequency, her face suddenly turned red for no reason.
Thinking about it, this electric chair, besides massaging and relaxing, seems to have other uses...
Thinking about it, her face became hotter and hotter, and she quickly patted her bouncy cheeks and ran to the bathroom to wash her face.
No, Liu Mengyuan, you can't be depraved,
Be a lady, be reserved!
At this moment, a system prompt popped up in front of Lu Yu:
[Employee Liu Mengyuan, after seeing the electric massage chair, imagined some scenes that are not suitable for the host to know]
[To encourage the host to continue to obtain more leisure points, this picture has been compressed into a welfare video and stored in the system space]
[When the host obtains a certain number of leisure points, the viewing permission of the video can be unlocked]
Lu Yu was stunned,
What the hell, last time for my birthday, you sent me a inexplicable video of tossing a wok and stir-frying, and now you're doing it again?
Forget it, earning leisure points is his purpose anyway, this benefit is just an extra bonus, I'll just watch it casually when the time comes.
……
After half a day of busy work, the rental house became more cozy and comfortable,
Liu Mengyuan volunteered to put on an apron and cook. Today's lunch is still—Goji berry turtle soup.
She thought, as the succubus skill tree is upgraded, more and more skills allow Lu Yu to overclock and over-limit, if combined with auxiliary devices such as electric massage chairs...
She didn't even dare to think about how bad the scene would be.
What's more, she and Lu Yu were both single since birth and had no experience.
If she doesn't hurry up and nourish herself before confirming the relationship, she's worried that something will happen.
"Ah, turtle soup again, have we been eating it a bit too often lately?" Lu Yu complained.
"It's okay, strategic reserves are never too much."
"Huh? What reserves?"
"Oh, I mean, after all, our company is going to have a fierce battle with Mihoyo, so I'm giving you more supplements."
After the meal.
Lu Yu looked at the newly decorated house and sighed:
"Actually, I've always been worried that you wouldn't be able to adapt to the lifestyle of this small house."
"Why?"
"You see, except for team building trips, I basically stay at home on weekends and holidays, either listening to music or playing games. After all, you are the Liu family's daughter who has been on the cover of Fortune magazine, you must prefer various celebrity social occasions, right?"
In fact, the reason why Lu Yu is willing to stay at home and enjoy himself every day is out of a kind of compensation effect.
In his previous life, due to crazy overtime work, he never really enjoyed a leisurely and comfortable home life.
It's like some people will frantically collect toys they couldn't afford when they were young after they grow up to make up for their regrets.
Liu Mengyuan thought for a moment and shook her head with a smile: "No, I like it the way it is now."
Although in the past, she would always attend some celebrity gatherings with Liu Lan and socialize every day,
However, she doesn't hate the current free homebody life, she even likes it a bit.
For example, she can play games, watch dramas, and even secretly read Lu Yu's latest erotic doujinshi at night.
In fact, she had already known that Lu Yu often bought doujinshi and hid them in philosophy books, just giving Nietzsche a little face, seeing through but not saying through.
What's more, Liu Mengyuan feels that men and women living together is about compromising with each other.
During the time she moved in, Lu Yu respected her lifestyle and also took care of a lot of housework, practicing his cooking skills.
What does it matter if she makes a little change for him?
Lu Yu breathed a sigh of relief and continued to suggest:
"I bought you a new microphone and Bluetooth headset in this wave of online shopping. If you want, you can also stream games at home. I think, just play our Peach Garden game, it can be regarded as indirect publicity."
"My game skills are very poor, I'm afraid it's reverse publicity." Liu Mengyuan stuck out her tongue.
"No, you can completely cosplay the characters in the game, after all, cute is justice."
And let me see your cute appearance with cat ears...
Plan completed.
"Since I, the vice president, am making an appearance, then you, the CEO, must also make an appearance. If you're going to be embarrassed, let's be embarrassed together. You have to cosplay the Land Feather Demon!"
"No problem, I'll wear it if you wear it!"
This unintentional conversation further opened up Lu Yu's thinking.
In fact, if Peach Garden continues to expand its business lines, it can really develop into the live broadcast industry.
First, it can earn points by making the audience happy.
Second, when encountering commercial suppression again, there can be a channel for voicing opinions.
Suddenly,
A doorbell interrupted Lu Yu's thoughts.
A woman's voice came from outside the door: "Professional home feng shui, ward off bad luck, no charge if it's not accurate."
Liu Mengyuan opened the small grid on the security door and saw a female feng shui master outside the door.
She was wearing a veil, wearing a dark blue Taoist robe embroidered with cloud patterns, her eyes were as deep as a pool, and her temperament was otherworldly, like a fairy in legends.
Liu Mengyuan was stunned for a moment, afraid that it was a liar, and didn't want to open the door.
The feng shui master smiled: "Female benefactor, I have a connection with you, let me give you a free palm reading."
She pretended to examine it for a moment and continued:
"I guess, benefactor, you are twenty-two years old this year, from a wealthy family, but you are drifting outside and have not returned home. Judging from the green plants near this house, your surname is either Yang or Liu, and this female benefactor should be worried about her marriage recently..."
The other party's series of guesses stunned Liu Mengyuan.
She widened her eyes and covered her cherry mouth.
She didn't say a word, and the other party guessed almost all of her basic information.
Liu Mengyuan certainly didn't know that this female Taoist was Wang Su in disguise.
"Benefactor, I passed by here and was surprised to find that this house is extraordinary. If it is not handled properly, it may affect your marriage,"
So I took the liberty to come to your door to disturb you. Since I have a connection with you, why not let me take a closer look at the feng shui layout of this house, how about it?"
Affecting marriage?
Liu Mengyuan attached great importance to it and opened the door to welcome the other party in.
Lu Yu sighed and did not stop her. After all, girls are always interested in things like metaphysics, and he was also very curious about how this female Taoist wanted to perform, just for fun.
After Wang Su entered the door, she first pretended to take out a feng shui compass and wandered around.
When she confirmed that there were no transparent balloons on the heads of the two people's beds, she breathed a slight sigh of relief.
Fortunately, the eldest lady is still in a pure state.
But when she saw a pot of turtle soup in the kitchen, as well as the erotic doujinshi hidden under Liu Mengyuan's pillow, she frowned secretly.
A single man and a widow, sooner or later they will have an accident, so they have to act as soon as possible!
"The feng shui of this house is not good." Wang Su slowly opened her mouth, her tone solemn and mysterious,
"Your cohabitation has destroyed the balance of yin and yang, which will affect the fortune of the house and easily attract evil things,"
Liu Mengyuan's pretty face turned pale with fright.
The corners of Wang Su's mouth under the veil curved.
It's working!
She pressed on:
"If you want to restore the balance, this lady needs to move out..."
Before she could finish her words, Lu Yu raised his hand to interrupt:
"Daoist, I'm very curious, what are the specific manifestations of evil, can you please let me broaden my horizons?"
After listening carefully to Wang Su's accent, Lu Yu vaguely felt that she was a bit like the female swindler who was doing love fortune telling in the pedestrian street before.
Wang Su sneered.
You brat, I knew you would make trouble, but fortunately I made two preparations.
"Of course!"
She shook her whisk indifferently and took out a rune from her wide sleeve and pasted it on the door.
Then, she closed her eyes: "Hurry like a law, appear!"
As soon as she finished speaking, the curtains in the living room began to move without wind.
Wang Su came to the kitchen, and there was a faint sound of children crying in the kitchen,
Finally, when she came to Liu Mengyuan's bedroom, moving shadows appeared on the wall...
At this time, Liu Mengyuan was already so frightened that her lips were bloodless.
"As long as the female benefactor moves out of this house, then the two of you can be safe."
Liu Mengyuan was faintly disappointed. She had finally decorated this small home so warmly, but if she didn't move out, would even Lu Yu be affected?
Wang Su thought to herself: Sorry, Miss, the chairman has ordered, I have no choice.
It turned out that these strange phenomena were all illusions created by subordinates lurking nearby, as well as Wang Su's miniature power amplifier and tactical flashlight.
Lu Yu watched coldly with his hands in his pockets, thinking about how to expose this female swindler,
Suddenly, he caught a glimpse of the neighbor's Persian cat, Daba, jumping onto the windowsill.
Daba's mouth was holding a newly caught fat rat,
But Daba didn't plan to eat it right away, just playing with it like that.
Lu Yu had an idea and quietly opened the window to let Daba into the house.
Then, he smiled:
"Daoist, since you can predict any changes in this house, then you must be able to find out what's more in the house now, right?"