tkworld #325 - Teacher San draws a top-notch apprentice, and gets UR clothing, making the game more popular!
#325 - Teacher San draws a top-notch apprentice, and gets UR clothing, making the game more popular!
Sanren checked the two SSR costumes:
【Gorgeous Night (SSR)】
Description: A deep purple evening dress with midnight light and shadow flowing in the skirt.
Effect: When a combo is achieved, the audience's mood value increases by an additional 15%.
【Blue Dream (SSR)】
Description: A blue lace tube top, decorated with dreamy wings.
Effect: Improves the audience's immersion in the performance, making punchlines easier to trigger, and increases the probability of combos by +15%.
Some viewers in the live stream were envious: "San-laoshi got two pretty good costumes. Combos are one of the core gameplay elements."
Someone reminded: "Wait, if the tube top is burst, wouldn't we be able to see some fanservice?"
The audience in the live stream swept their gazes across the audience seats in the game, and quickly found the audience member whose clothes had been burst.
But unfortunately, her shyly embracing her shoulders happened to be blocked by the shadows of the theater.
The audience in the live stream's defenses were broken: "Damn it! Who brought an shadow priest?"
De Gang: "As everyone knows, this San-laoshi next to me has always been kind to women since he was a child."
San-laoshi: "It's called being kind to people."
De Gang: "He and his wife are childhood sweethearts."
San-laoshi: "It's called childhood friends!"
De Gang: "The couple is so loving. I've never seen anyone in the world who dotes on his wife like this."
San-laoshi: "Indeed, it's doting."
De Gang: "It's not doting, it's filial piety."
San-laoshi: "Good heavens, is that my wife or my mom?"
【Five-hit combo!】
"Hahahahahaha!"
The audience below the stage laughed so hard they bent over, and many female audience members' buttons started popping off again.
De Gang: "One day, the couple cooked a table full of dishes, and he called me: Brother, come over for dinner."
San-laoshi: "I was inviting you as a guest."
De Gang: "I said: I'm busy, I don't have time to go, let's do it another day, and hung up."
San-laoshi: "Didn't make it."
De Gang: "As a result, his wife called me: Are you trying to die! Come over here right now!"
This time, not only did the audience below the stage burst into laughter, but even the audience in the live stream couldn't hold it in, and the "2333" comments frantically filled the screen!
【Option 1: We didn't ask you to come.】
【Option 2: We did ask you.】
【Option 3: What's going on?】
San-laoshi chose option one, and was booed and pelted with eggs by the audience.
Sanren felt wronged: "I really didn't ask him to come."
Comments:
"Hahaha, De Gang's punchline hasn't been revealed yet, you're too impatient."
"Go for it, San-laoshi, I see a lot of new female viewers, their clothes buttons are almost loose, don't break the combo again, hold on!"
De Gang: "I said to my sister-in-law, I'll be right there!"
San-laoshi: "What kind of person are you?"
De Gang: "When I got to his house, there was a table full of dishes, and the three of them were eating and drinking."
San-laoshi: "That's celebrating."
De Gang: "After eating for a while, his wife put down her chopsticks."
San-laoshi: "What's wrong?"
De Gang: "San-laoshi quickly asked: Your Majesty?"
San-laoshi: "Is that appropriate?"
Audience: "Hahahahahaha!"
The comments were amused: "Sanren-laoshi, when you get married in the future, you'll probably be henpecked."
The audience below the stage burst into applause and whistles, and more and more clothes flew onto the stage.
But this time, there were only 3 R, 2 SR, and no more rare clothes.
De Gang: "His wife said, I want to drink douzhi (fermented mung bean juice)."
San-laoshi: "Oh, she's craving it."
De Gang: "San-laoshi replied in a second: Yes!"
San-laoshi: "Wow, turned into an eunuch."
Audience: "Hahahahahaha!"
De Gang: "It was 7 PM, he drove out of his house, and came back at 11:30 PM."
San-laoshi: "That's several hours."
De Gang: "His wife and I were both drunk."
San-laoshi: "You guys could have waited for me."
De Gang: "I said, wake up, douzhi is good for sobering up."
San-laoshi: "Aiyahahahaha, douzhi is here!"
The audience below the stage laughed so hard they bent over, and two more R-level clothes floated up.
Live stream comments: "Good heavens, San-laoshi is imitating 'Chicken Soup is here'."
De Gang: "His wife and I each drank a bowl of douzhi."
San-laoshi: "After you finish drinking, I still have to wash the dishes."
De Gang: "His wife put down the bowl: I want to eat jianbing guozi (savory crepe)!"
San-laoshi: "What's going on again?"
De Gang: "It has to be Tianjin-style jianbing guozi!"
San-laoshi: "Okay, I'll go buy it."
De Gang: "Driving to Tianjin, there are no jianbing guozi stalls open in the middle of the night. You have to wait until 6 AM."
San-laoshi: "Why would I go so early?"
De Gang: "Waiting until after 6 AM, he finally bought the jianbing guozi."
San-laoshi: "Just for an authentic one."
De Gang: "Waiting for the stall to open, buying it, and then coming back, it was 10 AM in the capital."
San-laoshi: "Almost."
De Gang: "Look, I have to pack up and go home too."
San-laoshi: "This is not the time for you to be here!"
De Gang: "The three of us are a family."
San-laoshi: "Don't get involved!"
The audience below the stage was already laughing with tears, and many were laughing so hard they were out of breath: "Hahahahahaha!"
【Ten-hit combo!】
【New achievement, first ten-hit combo as a feeder, reward: a pair of theater-limited decorations, 'High-end Wall-mounted Folding Fans'.】
Colorful clothes flew from the stage, covering the entire stage.
VR devices constantly simulated the sweet fragrance of the clothes.
Some perverts in the comments sighed: "Good heavens, this is simply paradise."
Among the eight new clothes that flew up, there was another SSR:
【Sakura Fairy (SSR)】
Description: A pink and white interwoven cherry blossom dress, as light as a fairy.
Effect: When recruiting disciples, it is easier to recruit disciples with high rarity.
……
After today's theater performance was successfully completed, the game prompted:
【The box office revenue of 'Xiaoyao She' has reached the standard, and you can start recruiting disciples.】
Immediately afterwards, Sanren entered the disciple recruitment interface.
The quality of disciples is divided into levels from R to SSR.
On the poster of the apprentice recruitment interface, the ultimate SSR apprentices hidden in the apprentice pool are drawn:
Yue Yunpeng, Guo Qilin, Sun Yue, Luan Yunping, Shaobing, Meng Hetang, Qin Xiaoxian, Zhang Helun, Zhang Jiuling...
Spend 100,000 operating funds for one recruitment,
Spend 1 million operating funds for ten recruitments, guaranteed to get one SR-qualified disciple.
Use 'Advanced Recruitment Contract' for recruitment to increase the chance of recruiting high-rarity disciples.
Advanced recruitment contracts have a chance to drop from the audience during national and global tours.
Sanren: "We have money now, Xiaoyao She doesn't lack money, and we have the lucky clothes we just got as a guarantee, no need to be nervous, let's do a ten-pull!"
Sanren's finger gently slid across the screen, and golden recruitment contracts flashed on the screen, unlocking one by one.
During the eighth time of the ten recruitment animations, a bright colored light and shadow popped up:
【New Disciple - Yue Yunpeng Appears!】
In the picture, a chubby figure wearing a mandarin jacket appeared, and Yue Yunpeng's signature smile appeared on his face.
"Nice, straight god pull!" Sanren said in surprise.
The comments were also spamming:
"Damn it, what kind of luck does this streamer have?"
"Holy crap, Yue Yunpeng on the first ten-pull, god-tier start."
"Absorb San-laoshi's good luck, absorb absorb absorb absorb absorb absorb..."
"Damn it, I've been grinding operating funds like crazy these past two days, saved up 30 pulls and got nothing, I'm relying on SR disciples to keep me afloat, I'm so jealous!"
Whenever a new SSR disciple appears, a special appearance animation will also be played.
Soon, the screen showed Yue Yunpeng chasing a taxi with Liu Yan in it.
Yue Yunpeng chased and shouted:
"Will we meet again?"
"Yanzi, you have to be happy when we meet again, okay?"
"Your world doesn't have me anymore, it doesn't matter, you have to be happy and happy."
"Yanzi, Yanzi, Yanzi, how can I live without you... Yanzi, take me with you, Yanzi."
The comments went crazy:
"Peach Blossom Land, you're really something, hahahaha."
"666666, playing memes to the extreme."
"I can't, I'm dying of laughter, listening to cross-talk is funny enough, but this card drawing animation is absolutely amazing, hahahahahaha!"
After that, Sanren entered the theater decoration interface.
"Friends in the audience, I know the routine of this game, if you want to achieve a positive cycle of resources, you must accumulate more clothing collections,
In other words, you must let the female audience sit in the front row as much as possible, because the back row is too far away, and the clothes can't fly up at all.
Everyone, look at my operation."
After that, Sanren readjusted the front row seats, using comfortable seats suitable for girls, and the cushions were embroidered with girlish embroidery.
In addition, the lighting effects in the front row were readjusted, using soft tones to create a romantic and warm atmosphere throughout the theater, and the sound effects were also upgraded.
At the same time, Sanren arranged a cosmetics lottery in the front row seats to attract female audiences to sit in the front row.
The most deadly thing is that Sanren decided to change the backrests of the front row seats to mirror backs made of makeup mirrors!
Moreover, the theater floor in the first few rows was changed to a mirror floor with good reflective effect.
The comments were shocked:
"Hiss... I always feel that the mirror floor is for the benefit of perverts, nice, San-laoshi, well done!"
"GKDGKD, I can't wait to see the decoration effect!"
After the third day of live broadcast, as the live broadcast clips continued to flow out, the public opinion influence of "The Strongest Cross-Talk Master" continued to expand.
Keywords related to the live broadcast topped the Weibo hot search:
#Sanren God Pulls Yue Yunpeng#
#San-laoshi's Exclusive Theater Decoration Secrets#
#Sanren's Strongest Cross-Talk Master Live Broadcast Creates New Popularity High!#
On the third day, sales continued to rise against the trend, with single-day sales reaching 1.9 million sets!
……
On the fourth day, when Sanren's live broadcast started, the live broadcast room had already gathered 4 million popularity!
During the audience entry session before the performance, everyone saw that there were indeed more beautiful female audience members in the front row.
Comments:
"I went, the streamer's decoration is very effective, I'll decorate like this later."
"Today, the female audience sitting in the front row feels even higher than before. Will the probability of bursting out high-rarity clothing be greater?"
The performance begins.
De Gang: "Nowadays, all walks of life are developing rapidly, only I am lagging behind, I want to learn."
San-laoshi: "I will definitely support you if you work hard."
De Gang: "I want to install a two-thousand-story elevator on Mount Himalayas."
San-laoshi: "You're looking at the drawings upside down."
The newest novel is first published at six nine book bar!
Audience: "Hahahahaha".
De Gang: "Every floor sells food."
San-laoshi: "Just food."
De Gang: "The first floor sells pancakes, the second floor sells fried dough sticks, and the third floor sells jianbing guozi."
San-laoshi: "Pretty filling."
De Gang: "Fourth floor is the restroom."
San-laoshi: "Restroom?"
De Gang: "From the fourth floor up, everything sells food. Every time I finish eating a portion, I'll take a break on the fourth floor."
The audience went crazy: "Hahahahahaha!"
【Option 1: This guy is straight-intestined.】
【Option 2: I'll block you in the elevator.】
Sanren chose two, the audience booed, and someone started throwing buns at him.
Sanren: "Good heavens, the audience was throwing eggs before, how did the weapons get upgraded?"
Game prompt:
【As your influence expands, when the feeder's lines are off, the things the audience throws on stage will be more threatening】
The comments went crazy:
"This group of viewers, they dare to throw buns now, I can't imagine what they dare to throw in the future!"
"Hahaha, San-laoshi, don't be afraid, dodging this is much easier than dodging the thorns in 'I wanna'?"
De Gang: "We still have to say something practical."
San-laoshi: "Yes, you have to do what you can."
De Gang: "Actually, the most important thing about cross-talk is to keep up with the times."
San-laoshi: "We have to improve."
De Gang: "In the future, we can also have intelligent feeder robots."
San-laoshi: "Are you planning to kick me out?"
Audience: "Hahahahahaha!"
The sound of buttons popping off began to rise and fall in the front row audience seats.
The perverts in the live stream became more and more excited: "Oh oh oh, thank you streamer for installing the mirror floor, this is a feast for the eyes!"
De Gang: "I'll make one exactly like you, and then I won't need you."
San-laoshi: "You're wrong."
De Gang: "Not only will I not need you, I won't need anyone else."
San-laoshi: "Oh?"
De Gang: "For example, if there is a performance somewhere tomorrow, it will lie on the ground, and I will ride it there."
San-laoshi: "Isn't that more tiring than walking?"
The beauties in the front row were trembling with laughter!
Colorful clothes flew towards the stage!
This entire audience burst out 10 costumes, and even the UR level quality appeared for the first time!
【Achievement unlocked, clothing ten-pull!】
Sanren clicked on the information of that UR:
【Louis Vuitton Cutout Black Stockings (UR)】
Description: A popular brand of fishnet stockings loved by girls. Paired with Valentino high heels, it's a classic attack speed two-piece set.
Effect: Increases the attraction to female audience members in the front row of the theater by 15%.
Set Effect · Attack Speed Set (2/2): Increases the rate at which the audience's mood value increases by 15% (already active)
Live Stream Comments:
"Whoa, the first time black stockings have dropped, and the effect is amazing! Congrats, streamer!"
"The attack speed set is complete already?"
"I've been grinding for three days, and haven't gotten a single piece of the attack speed set. Jealousy is twisting my features."
"As expected of Peach Blossom Village, the stockings are late but here!"
"Classic! I knew, according to Peach Blossom Village's corporate culture, there's no way there wouldn't be stockings!"
De Gang: "The crosstalk of the person next to me is very good."
San Ren Teacher: "Why is that?"
De Gang: "Because his master is good. His master is a famous crosstalk enthusiast."
San Ren Teacher: "My master is an enthusiast?"
De Gang: "What should we call him then?"
San Ren Teacher: "A senior crosstalk artist."
De Gang: "I have a very good relationship with their family."
San Ren Teacher: "Good relationship."
De Gang: "One day, he was kneeling at the door."
San Ren Teacher: "What did I do again?"
De Gang: "He called me: Hurry up and help me out, something's wrong."
San Ren Teacher: "That sounds urgent."
De Gang: "I arrived at his door."
San Ren Teacher: "You have to walk quietly."
De Gang: "What's wrong, bro? San Ren Teacher: It's nothing, my wife is angry, go in and help me persuade her."
San Ren Teacher: "Wow, she's still angry."
De Gang: "I stepped over his head."
San Ren Teacher: "Couldn't you just walk the normal way?"
De Gang: "Goodness, I persuaded her until 12:30 the next day."
San Ren Teacher: "Am I able to buy another set of Jianbing Guozis?"
The audience burst into laughter: "Hahahaha!"
Game Prompt: 【Congratulations on earning a new achievement, first time achieving a call back!】
The live stream audience also went wild:
"Hahahahaha!"
"I'm dying of laughter!"
"Are you stuck on Jianbing Guozis?"
"It can still connect with the previous joke?"
"This is called a call back, it's a professional comedy technique, San Ren Teacher is awesome."
That day's performance ended again with booming box office revenue and fan growth.
Before San Ren went offline, he discovered that the game had unlocked a new feature.
"We can immediately continue to expand the Xiaoyao Society's empire to new cities!"
Comments:
"I'm so excited, I hope I can play the Xiaoyao Society's global tour soon!"
……
After the live stream ended that day, with the popularity of "The Strongest Crosstalk Master", more and more fan-created content began to go viral.
Major video websites were quickly occupied by videos made by fun-loving people:
《【Electronic Remix】Square Calligraphy Practice: Roll roll roll roll roll roll…》
《【Remix Lyrics】De Gang and San Ren Teacher: A Loving Family》
《【MC Mod】How to build a two-thousand-story elevator on Mount Himalaya》
《【Guitar Cover】The Melancholy Journey to Tianjin to Buy Jianbing》
《【Live Action Recreation】Swallow, take me away, Swallow!》
As long as it had the Crosstalk Master tag, the submitted works easily exceeded one million views, which also made many curious people buy the game.
Of course, on some professional player forums, everyone was still sharing various strategies.
The hottest discussion thread was "How to get the first MR."
MR is the highest rarity costume in the game, and no player has ever shown it off.
Everyone speculated about the conditions for dropping MR, which undoubtedly added to everyone's enthusiasm for developing the crosstalk club!
By the end of the fourth day, the game's daily sales soared to 2.2 million copies!
It even boosted the total sales of Peach Blossom Divine Travel consoles, climbing to a new peak: 25 million units!
……
San Ren's fifth day of streaming.
In the management interface, he successfully expanded the new theater from the Imperial Capital to Jianghai City.
San Ren: "The influence of our Xiaoyao Society is growing day by day, let's strive to draw MR soon."
The performance begins.
De Gang: "I don't know why, so many people come to see us every time."
San Ren Teacher: "You speak well."
De Gang: "When there are many people, we will also be nervous. But the audience is so supportive, we have to do well."
San Ren Teacher: "We should."
De Gang: "I especially thank San Ren Teacher, and also thank his family."
San Ren Teacher: "Mainly my dad."
The audience laughed: "Hahahaha, you're eyeing San Ren Teacher's family again!"
The comments also continued to laugh: "666, watching the live stream all the way, this game is so engaging!"
De Gang: "His father used to do business and went all over the world."
San Ren Teacher: "That's true."
De Gang: "Many people call your father by his English name, right?"
San Ren Teacher: "He has an English name too?"
De Gang: "His father's English name is Neo."
The audience burst into laughter.
San Ren Teacher: "Wow, that sounds very foreign."
De Gang: "Many people see your father: Neo, Neo!"
San Ren Teacher: "Something doesn't sound right to me."
De Gang: "His father was quite hardworking when he was young, traveling north and south, including doing business abroad."
San Ren Teacher: "He went overseas."
De Gang: "The old man was in India at the age of eighteen, selling toilet paper."
The audience laughed to tears: "Hahahahahaha!"
In an instant, a large number of women's clothes flew to the stage!