tkworld #389 - The most idiotic card battle game in history! All the damage is done by shouting, making the
#389 - The most idiotic card battle game in history! All the damage is done by shouting, making the
A tedious class finally ended, and Little Meatball stretched languidly, loosening his stiff body.
"Hey, you two, wait up for a sec."
He called out to Elena and Yuko beside him.
"Isn't the Numerical Analysis class next?"
Yuko tilted her head.
"Don't you know? That class was taken over by the PE teacher."
The comment section immediately exploded:
"The PE teacher is taking over math class time, wow, what a reversal!"
"Should we go change first, then?"
Anticipation sparkled in Elena's big eyes.
"You go ahead."
A hint of mystery flashed in Yuko's eyes.
Elena pouted slightly, looking at Little Meatball and Yuko with some confusion before leaving.
Her slender figure swayed in the hallway, her exquisite legs wrapped in white silk stockings receding into the distance.
Little Meatball stared blankly at her departing figure.
"Hey, Little Meatball."
Yuko's voice pulled him back to reality.
"Could you do me a favor during PE class later?"
"Wha... What kind of favor?"
Little Meatball felt uneasy under her direct gaze.
Yuko winked at him, a mischievous smile playing on her cherry lips:
"You'll find out later."
...
The practical training classroom was located in a giant, circular stadium resembling the ancient Roman Colosseum.
Various card character reliefs were carved into the dome above, the steps were neatly arranged, and the marble texture shimmered under the lights.
Various lights suspended in mid-air made the whole scene grand and exhilarating.
In the center of the stadium, the girls were gathered in small groups of twos and threes, while Little Meatball was left out, standing alone to the side.
"In card battles, the body must maintain extreme flexibility to summon the envoy in time."
The male PE teacher clapped his hands, signaling the girls to gather around.
"So, in this class, we'll practice yoga.
Everyone, stretch in place first, warm up your bodies."
Little Meatball curiously approached.
"What am I supposed to do, Teacher?"
"You..."
The PE teacher pondered briefly.
"Go play by yourself over there, don't disturb the girls' exercise."
Comments:
"Hahahaha, so true."
The PE teacher clapped his hands again, and the girls scattered like birds, chattering and doing warm-up exercises.
Just then, a tall girl in a black robe squeezed through the crowd, deliberately bumping into Elena, catching her off guard.
Elena groaned in pain, her frail body swaying.
Fortunately, Little Meatball reacted quickly and supported her slender waist.
The black-robed girl sneered, staring at Elena with arrogance, sizing her up and down, and then let out a cold snort.
Little Meatball angrily said, "Hey, what are you doing?"
The black-robed girl retorted, "Hmph, this is a matter between us girls, mind your own business!"
Little Meatball sized the black-robed girl up and down, a mocking smile appearing on his lips.
"To be honest, with that getup, I thought you were the school's new cleaning lady."
"A... Auntie?"
The black-robed girl was furious.
"How dare you insult me! Believe it or not, I'll make sure you regret it! My dad is the boss of the country's largest card sales chain group, 'Osaka Group'.
Be careful, or you won't be able to buy card sets anymore!"
Little Meatball pretended to be frightened and exaggeratedly covered his mouth.
"Oh my, I'm so scared~"
The two of them bickered back and forth, tit-for-tat for a dozen rounds, and the scene almost got out of control.
The black-robed girl's face turned from white to red, then to purple, and finally she was about to explode from Little Meatball's weird words and strange behavior.
She gasped for breath, her eyes like fire-breathing monsters, wishing she could swallow Little Meatball alive on the spot.
"Tch, is all you little brats can do is yell?"
The black-robed girl's tone was full of disdain.
"Do you dare to have a card game showdown?"
With that, she took out her duel disk and wore it on her arm.
Then, she deftly took out a card deck and spread it out in front of her.
With the fluctuation of energy, the entire card surface shone with a brilliant light.
The surrounding girls exclaimed in surprise:
"Wow, it's the 'Space-Time Moe Girls' series card set, 'Alternate Art Blue-White Princess'! MR-level ultra-rare card!"
"It's said that only one alternate art version of Blue-White Princess can be opened in every 10 boxes of Paradise Township battle cards!"
"Besides Blue-White Princess, she also has 'Fire Dragon Girl' and 'Evil God Mira', all of which are SSR rare cards in this series!"
Little Meatball sneered, "So you like to show off your power?
You talk as if no one else has cards."
With that, he took out a card deck from his pocket.
When they saw the shabby envoy cards in his hand, many students around him burst into laughter.
In his hand were a 'Giant Claw Crab Masao', 'Ponybo', and 'Lightning Rabbit', all common cards from the 'My Leisurely Island Life' series.
The black-robed girl curled her lip in disappointment.
"Tch, I thought you were so brave, and had so many good things in your hand, is this all you've got?"
Little Meatball curled his lip.
"I just can't stand you kind of bullying young lady, these are enough to beat you!"
...
After that, the game continues to pop up practical tutorials:
"Turn the card face up, and the battle will officially begin,
Taking the first attack round as an example, the first thing to do after the round starts is to draw a card,
If you have a basic envoy card in your hand, you can place it in the "Preparation Zone", which can hold up to five,
In the first round, in addition to letting the envoy go to the battlefield, you can also use item cards,
After using the item card, you can use SP energy cards to attach energy to the envoy on the field.
You can activate the move if the type and amount of energy meet the conditions.
After the end of the round, if the opponent launches an attack on you in the opponent's round, the opponent's "Attack Power", after deducting the "Defense Value" of your side, the HP display of the duel disk will deduct the corresponding damage.
In the second round, you can choose to use character cards, for example, the effect of "Mo Xiaoxuan" (featured in: "Free-Spirited Trash Talk Life") is to draw 3 cards from the top of the deck, "drawing cards" is a very important skill in card games!
Also, if you have enough accumulated energy, you can evolve the envoy card on the field.
For example, "Ponybo" can evolve into "Flame Warhorse"!
Please note that some envoy cards on the field need to roll dice for probability verification when using skill probability effects.
When the envoy's HP in the battle field returns to 0 and is defeated, the opponent will receive a reward card.
In addition, skills will attach different effects to the opponent's envoy card, such as "Paralysis", "Poisoning", "Sleep", and "Confusion", and evolution or returning to the preparation area can remove the effects on the body.
...
Little Meatball and the black-robed girl each took out their duel disks and came to the center of the field, which was immediately enveloped by a layer of holographic light curtain, and the surrounding scenery quickly twisted and deformed, turning into a huge spherical duel stage.
The game prompts again:
[Please note: Be sure to use handsome poses when drawing cards and using skills, and shout out energetic lines.
The more handsome the pose and the more imposing the lines, the higher the modification bonus for the attack effect!]
The comments were shocked:
"Damn, is there such a chuunibyou card game?"
The lights above the two suddenly turned on, stretching their figures long like two spotlights.
"Start the duel!"
The two shouted in unison, and then, with lightning speed, each grabbed five cards from the deck as their hand cards, and then played rock-paper-scissors.
"I go first!"
The black-robed girl bit her silver teeth, flipped her wrist, and a card floated out of it, spinning in the air for a moment before landing in the duel disk in front of her at a 45-degree angle of elevation.
Instantly, a blue and white light ball condensed on the field in front of her, the light ball getting bigger and bigger, gradually taking shape...
It was a magical girl wearing blue and white lace panties - Blue-White Princess, she exuded a cool water energy.
"Alternate Art Blue-White Princess, the ability is 'Flood Tide', switch to defensive stance, defense points 455!"
The black-robed girl shouted loudly.
A blue and white translucent shield appeared in front of Blue-White Princess, enveloping her.
"Heh, is that all you've got for defense?"
Little Meatball snorted in disdain, and waved his hand to draw a card and place it on the duel disk.
In the center of the field, an envoy in the shape of a giant claw crab gradually appeared from the red light!
"Go, Masao, attack 600!"
Blue-White Princess shivered when she looked at the chubby and wretched crab on the opposite side, and couldn't help but take a few steps back.
The comments were amused:
"Hahahaha, it's so interesting to see characters from different works in Paradise Township compete on the same stage."
"Take this!"
Giant Claw Crab Masao swung the pair of reinforced large pincers and launched a fierce attack on Blue-White Princess.
Blue-White Princess was injured, and her panties began to tear, while Masao's crab face became more and more wretched.
"Don't worry, I still have a backup!"
The black-robed girl smiled evilly, then raised her hand to grab a new card from the deck and slapped it down heavily.
In an instant, a flame rose from behind her, swirling upwards in the air, quickly condensing into a fire-red-skinned dragon-shaped magical girl!
"Fire Dragon Girl, defense 650!"
Fire Dragon Girl roared and spewed out a raging flame, blocking Giant Claw Crab Masao's attack.
"Hehe, just a shrimp, what's so great about it!"
The black-robed girl grinned triumphantly.
"Who said I only have this card?"
Little Meatball's expression suddenly changed, and he waved his hand and threw down another card.
Immediately afterwards, a bolt of lightning fell from the sky and hit the center of the duel field hard!
I saw the lightning gradually dissipate, and the rabbit-shaped envoy gradually appeared on Little Meatball's side.
"Lightning Rabbit, attack 800! Plus Giant Claw Crab Masao's 600 attack power, a terrifying 1400 attack power has been accumulated! Let you taste this!"
Lightning Rabbit and Giant Claw Crab Masao roared and launched an attack!
"You're dead!"
G-chan was getting more and more into it, excitedly shouting into the microphone, watching the lightning and pincers about to hit the black-robed girl's magical girls.
At this time, the live broadcast comments went crazy, everyone was complaining:
"Do you have to be so loud, are you two relying on shouting to output here?"
"I can see that in order to improve the effect of the cards, the two of them are trying their best to be handsome."
"Hahahahaha, so chuunibyou, but I like it!"
"These two are so into the play, I'm very curious what the bystander's perspective is like."
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"Reminds me of when I used to play Yu-Gi-Oh with my neighbor when I was a kid, tears."
...
Seeing that she was about to be hit hard, the black-robed girl didn't move at all, but instead showed a hideous smile:
"How ridiculous, don't you even know my most basic means?"
Before she finished speaking, she suddenly shouted wildly, and waved her arms upwards violently.
In an instant, the light in the entire field suddenly dimmed, as if it was completely swallowed by the boundless darkness!
"What...?"
Little Meatball was shocked.
I saw the black-robed girl's eyes full of red silk shining in the darkness, and an extremely hideous and ugly eerie face appeared in the field of vision!
"I, release... the ultimate magic!"
She let out a low demonic roar, "Evil God Mira, come forth!"
In an instant, a terrifying force swept over like a storm, and Lightning Rabbit and Giant Claw Crab Masao were instantly swept into it, and their figures disappeared completely!
"Wh, what's going on?"
Little Meatball was suspicious and uncertain, and didn't even have time to defend in a panic.
"Hahahaha! Are you scared silly, kid?"
The black-robed girl's voice was distorted and deformed vaguely, sounding extremely creepy,
"Evil God Mira is the eternal dream demon that gathers the magic power of all worlds.
As long as she appears, she can trigger the appearance passive and instantly devour all your envoys!"
Along with her laughter, a huge spherical object like a black hole gradually formed in the center of the duel field, condensing into a magical girl form with a hot body and smooth skin.
That is the legendary Evil God Mira!
Comments:
"Is this the power of rare cards... damn RMB player!"
"Come on, Meatball!"
...
"Th, this is not over yet!"
Little Meatball gritted his teeth, the card in his hand trembling slightly.
"Come out for me! Ponybo!"
He roared, and put another card on the duel disk again.
A small fiery red pony jumped out of the light ball, standing alone on the field.
Compared to the black-robed girl's terrifying Evil God Mira, this little Ponybo looked so small and weak.
"Hahaha, how foolish!"
The black-robed girl let out a piercing laugh.
"Don't think that hiding a little toy can stump me, take this!"
As soon as she finished speaking, she quickly threw out an item card from her hand, and in an instant, thorns rose in the entire duel field, completely surrounding Little Meatball and Ponybo!
"What is this...?"
Watching the thorns from all directions getting closer and closer, Little Meatball broke out in a cold sweat.
He clenched the Ponybo card in his hand tightly, and countless ways to escape this desperate situation flashed wildly in his mind.
Just at this critical moment, he suddenly remembered a key item card in his hand that had almost been forgotten!
"Equipment card - Extremely Hot Flames!"
Little Meatball roared and flung the card out with a burst of force. Poniball was instantly enveloped in a blaze of burning flames, its form gradually expanding and distorting in the firelight.
“Equip Special Evolution! Flame Warhorse GX!”
A wave of scalding heat suddenly erupted from Poniball’s position, turning the thicket of thorns into ashes. Replacing it was a warhorse envoy, its body entirely crimson, resembling molten lava!
“Flame Warhorse has 2000 attack power and is immune to magic. Let you taste the flames!”
Little Meatball grinned sinisterly, two fierce beams shooting from his eyes.
The black-robed girl was startled by this sudden change and broke out in a cold sweat. She glared at the Flame Warhorse opposite her and quickly devised a counter-strategy, throwing out various energy cards and field effect cards as if they were free.
Just as the battle reached a stalemate, Little Meatball suddenly stiffened and drew another card from his hand.
“Field Magic Card—Thunder Domain!”
He slammed the card down, and in an instant, lightning flashed across the sky of the duel arena, thunder rumbling loudly!
“In the Thunder Domain, I can draw an extra card for the envoy on the field each turn.”
Little Meatball sneered and drew another card from the deck.
The black-robed girl didn’t show any weakness and immediately drew an equipment card from her hand: “Spear of Counterattack!”
As soon as she spoke, sharp, deep-red spear tips suddenly extended from behind Evil God Mira, pointing directly at the Flame Warhorse!
“The effect of this card is that every time you draw a card, I can deal 500 damage to your envoy!”
At this moment, the comments section went wild:
“I can’t take it anymore, my stomach hurts from laughing, it’s so damn chuunibyou, hahaha!”
“Classic explanation of the effect before using each card.”
“It has that flavor.”
“Hiss… I have to say, it makes my heart itch a little. Has this game been released yet? I want to play cards too!”
……
Evil God Mira let out a terrifying demonic roar, and those spear tips instantly transformed into countless magic arrows, shooting towards the Flame Warhorse’s body.
The Flame Warhorse reared its fiery red hooves and issued a thunderous neigh, barely withstanding the onslaught of arrows.
“Damn it, it seems impossible to finish you off in one go.”
Little Meatball gritted his teeth, beads of sweat already appearing on his forehead. “But you can’t do anything to me!”
A fierce battle commenced. On the field, the Flame Warhorse and Thunder Domain wildly bombarded their opponent, while Evil God Mira and the Spear of Counterattack constantly provided powerful responses.
Various energy cards flashed continuously!
The battle between the two sides reached a stalemate, and neither could win in the short term. Round after round of offense and defense, several times on the verge of collapse. Finally, after more than a dozen rounds of dueling, both sides had almost no cards left in their hands.
“Tsk, truly an evenly matched opponent, but I don’t have time to waste with you.”
A fierce glint flashed in the black-robed girl’s eyes. She suddenly raised the last card in her deck and said through gritted teeth, “The final trump card, now it’s time to appear!”
In an instant, the entire duel arena was suddenly enveloped in a cloud of murky black mist!
“This is…” Little Meatball clenched the cards in his hand uneasily, feeling an extremely cold aura rushing towards him, as if immense darkness had gathered here.
“Watch carefully, this is my strongest move!”
The black-robed girl let out a devilish grin, “Mana Burst!”
Accompanied by her roar, the black mist suddenly condensed and swirled, transforming into countless black arrows, shooting towards Little Meatball!
“Damn it! I forgot that this game can attack the opponent duelist—no, I should say, attacking the duelist is the way to win!”
Little Meatball was shocked and quickly drew the last special magic card.
“Guardian Shield Technique!”
In an instant, a semi-transparent defensive barrier suddenly formed in front of Little Meatball, barely resisting the attack of the black arrows.
But at this moment, the black-robed girl suddenly cackled again and again:
“Poor guy, do you think a defensive shield can protect you? Who told you to be unskilled and forget the basic rules of battle cards, using all the guardian equipment on the envoy?”
Her voice suddenly twisted and deformed. Using the envoy’s skill, she picked up an effect card from the reward card area, formed a strange hand seal in front of her chest, and shouted:
“Ultimate Curse Seal—‘Don't Kill Gongen’!”
No sooner said than done, a deafening roar suddenly came from behind her!
Little Meatball turned his head sharply and saw Evil God Mira suddenly swell to a towering size, opening her terrifying fangs, and her eyes shooting out extremely frightening, eerie black light!
“Mi… Mira… Devour their blood!”
What she uttered was no longer a human voice, but an extremely terrifying, strange sonic wave that shook the entire arena.
The comments section was shocked:
“Holy crap, this… effect cards can actually be applied to the duelist themselves!”
“In a sense, this has already exceeded the scope of card duels, right? This is… this is too damn cool!”
“It’s so cool it’s exploding, where can I buy it? I want to play cards now!”
“N-no good!” Little Meatball broke out in a cold sweat, watching as the terrifying demon god pounced on him.